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- Summer Olympics Jokes:
- 101 Winter Olympics Jokes
- XXXIV Summer Olympics: Los Angeles Olympics Jokes
- Winter Olympics Jokes:
- hy did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Why did the vegetarians stop diving?… They didn’t like meets!
- Where do ghosts like to go diving?… Lake Eerie (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball
- What do a dentist and a diving coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
- Where do zombies like to go diving?… The Dead Sea (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What kind of exercises are best for a diver?… Pool-ups!
- How do people diving in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave!
- Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.
- How do divers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore!
- Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was diving in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark!
- Why can male elephants dive whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them!
- What detergent do divers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide!