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- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world.
- Cheese Jokes: Why did the president of the cheese company run for president of the United States?… So she could make America grate again.
- Election Jokes & Earth Day Jokes: The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot. It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
- Pancake Jokes: What do you call a politician who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop.
- Snow Moon Jokes: President Snow (from The Hunger Games)… the unofficial president of the Snow Moon
- New England Patriots Jokes: Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?… Whichever can reduce inflation.
- New England Patriots Jokes: Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
- What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
- Pancake Jokes: Politician: I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling.