My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Check out our Guest Blogs for Education, Parents, Travel, Tutoring, Sports, Senior Living, Music and College.
Google Search “Top 10 Dinosaur Jokes”
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo?… A Fiesta-saurus Rex!
- What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus.
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork!
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet.
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?… A Bronto-snorus.
- What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal?… Dino- score!
- Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?… Because they can’t afford new ones!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?… Tyrannasaurus wreck!
- How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?… Tea Rex?
- What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?… Try Sara’s Tops