Top 10 Belmont Stakes Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Belmont Stakes jokes.
2. What is a geometry teacher’s favorite part of the Belmont Stakes?… The Winner’s Circle.
3. In honor of the Belmont Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
4. What New York horse race do butchers love?… The Belmont “Stakes!”
5. What June horse race do butchers love?… The Belmont “Stakes!”
6. What Triple Crown horse race do butchers love?… The Belmont “Stakes!”
7. What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Belmont Stakes. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Belmont Stakes Jokes)
8. How does a Belmont horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
9. My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Belmont Stakes. (Ice Cream Jokes)
10. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Belmont Stakes?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
11. Are you a Kentucky Derby race horse?… Yay or neigh?