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Google Search “Blue Moon Jokes”
- How often do I order a drink with a fancy orange slice?… Once in a blue moon.
- “Once in a blue moon” is a phrase that describes how often I actually get a good night’s sleep.
- I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
- Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?… It happened to me once in a blue moon.
- I have a couple shots of tequila maybe once every blue moon. Sorry, I wrote that wrong. I have a couple of Blue Moons for every shot of tequila.
- What do you call a smurf with his pants down?… A blue moon.
- In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often. In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.
- So what’s the big deal about the moon tomorrow?… It’s just a bloody blue moon…
- Blue Moon Pick-Up Line: Are you a Blue Moon?… Because I only find someone like you once in a lifetime.”
- Why did the astronaut stay at the bar when a Blue Moon was mentioned?… He heard they were serving out-of-this-world brews.
- Why was the moon so sad?… It was only blue once in a while.
- What is a Blue Moon’s favorite pick-up line?… Are you a satellite? Because I’m totally moonstruck.