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Google Search “Top 10 Graduation Jokes”

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best graduation jokes in the WORLD!
  2. Grandparent Jokes: After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
  3. College is similar to high school… To a degree.
  4. Watermelon Jokes: At my graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch…So I told a bunch of my friends “I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation.” Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them “Here’s the punch line.”
  5. Stranger Things Jokes: What year was the graduation in Stranger Things?… 1989.
  6. Stranger Things Jokes: On a scale of 1 – 10 how was Dustin Henderson’s valedictorian speech?… 11!
  7. Stranger Things Jokes: Who was the valedictorian of Hawkins High Class of 1989?… Dustin Henderson.
  8. Friday the 13th Jokes for June: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
  9. Friday the 13th Jokes for June: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on May June 13th?
  10. Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from college on May June 13th?