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Google Search “Top 10 Police Jokes”

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best police jokes! 
  2. Grinch Jokes: What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot Chocolate.
  3. Cereal Jokes: In the morning… I become a cereal killer. 
  4. Friday the 13th Jokes: When the police took Jason Voorhees in for questioning… the found a lot of holes in his story!
  5. Winter Olympics Jokes: Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition.
  6. Police Jokes: My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot.
  7. Police Pun: “I’m chillin’… Like Bob Dylan.”
  8. What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? 
  9. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! 
  10. Spaghetti Jokes: How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! 
  11. Dad Jokes: What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.