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Google Search “College Basketball Jokes by Team”

  1. Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.”
  2. UConn Basketball Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Hey Duke… Hoosier Daddy?… Braylon Mullins!
  3. Arkansas Basketball Jokes: The “Empty” Roster Joke: Upon taking the job at Arkansas, Coach John Calipari joked about his rebuilding task by telling the media, “I met with the team. There is no team…”
  4. Baylor Basketball Jokes: UConn’t make this up!!!… UConn has been in three of the last Final Fours. (2026, 2025, 2024)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 [team] basketball jokes.
  2. What do [team] and I have in common?…Come March, we’ll be watching the Championship from home.
  3. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college basketball jokes. 
  4. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for
  5. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head basketball coach is for
  6. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times has won the college football National Championship?
  7. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me college baketball league?