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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
- Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
- Career Ideas: I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
- Psychology Jokes: A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got back, her husband asked her, “So, how did it go?” “Fine,” she replied, “but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slip.”
- World Geography Jokes: When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for ski instructors?… Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds.
- Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow.
- Psychology Jokes: I was at a ski resort for a psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.
- To ski or not to ski… that’s a no-brainer.
- Terrific Teacher Jokes: What do skiers like most about school?… Snow and tell.
- World Geography Jokes: If you are going to try cross-country skiing… start with a small country.
- Music Jokes: What is a great U2 song for skiing?… Put on Your Boots.
- On a Chair Loft: Skier #1 “Where are we going next run?” Skier #1 “Down, I think.”
- Ski Pun: Don’t get into skiing… It’s a slippery slope.
- What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?… Whiteout.
- Terrific Teacher Jokes: I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit… It was downhill from there.
- Psychology Jokes: I recently got very addicted to skiing… My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope.
- Dad Jokes: Daughter: “Dad, why is my sister called Summer?” Dad: “Because your mother loves the summer.” Daughter: “Thanks, dad. I love you.” Dad: “I love you too, Fresh Pow.”
- Police Jokes: I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt… I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
- Out on the slopes in the morning… it’s frost come, frost served.