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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alaska jokes.
  2. Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. 
  3. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  4. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Top Ice Cream Jokes)
  5. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher:Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Mother’s Day Jokes)
  6. Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that? 
  7. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” 
  8. College Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. 
  9. Elementary School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. 
  10. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. 
  11. High School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. 
  12. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! 
  13. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
  14. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning
  15. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, #pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alaska?
  17. Hi nice to meet you, did you hear the news of the Alaskan earthquake?… Sorry, that is not a good icebreaker.  #Alaska
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?  
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? 
  20. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved!
  21. What does the Alaska #police say in an interrogation?… Alaska questions here!
  22. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in #Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos.
  23. Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing. 
  24. I always feel Whittier in #Alaska 
  25. You might be an Alaskan if… You learned to swim indoors. 
  26. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. 
  27. “If #Mississippi bought #Virginia a #NewJersey, what would #Delaware?…. #Idaho, #Alaska!  #travel
  28. Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. 
  29. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
  30. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  31. What did Alaska see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  32. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey.
  33. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  34. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  35. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but alaska. (Iditarod Jokes)
  36. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  37. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  38. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Agulukpak River. (Top 10 Fishing Rivers in Alaska)
  39. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Alaska Anchorage library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  40. Why do Alaska golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  41. Why do Alaska golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  42. Why do Alaska golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  43. Why do Alaska love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Alaska is.
  44. Did you hear the joke about Denali (Mount McKinley 20,310 feet)?… You won’t get over it. (A Guide to Alaska’s Grandest Mountains)
  45. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alaska Turnpike! 
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Alaska ?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Alaska ?
  48. What is the tallest building in Alaska ?… Alaska Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  49. Why did Alaska disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  50. Where do Alaska fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Kenai River. (Top 10 Fishing Rivers in Alaska)
  51. Why is “The Wave” banned in Alaska Airlines Center?… Two fans drowned last year.
  52. Alaska Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Alaska Local: “No, not yet.”
  53. Alaska Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alaska Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alaska?
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Alaska?
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Alaska?
  57. What do you call a dishonest cat at the The Alaska Zoo?… Lion.
  58. The art teacher in Alaska always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  59. Why do Alaska students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  60. The chemistry teacher in Alaska had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  61. The biology class in Alaska was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  62. Why do folks in Alaska go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Alaska jokes?
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Alaska jokes?
  65. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce.
  66. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)
  67. Masters Jokes: Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaskan fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! 
  68. What’s the capital of #Alaska?”… “#Juneau”… “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”  
  69. You might be an Alaskan if… You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.  #Alaska 
  70. You might be an Alaskan if… You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.  #Alaska
  71. This is the #Alaska State #Police… Where were you during the night of #November 14th to #February 12th? 
  72. Why couldn’t the #Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first!  #Alaska
  73. Why did the fisherman want to go #fishing in #Alaska?… Just for the halibut.  
  74. What sort of #pudding roams wild in the #Alaska?… #Moose. 
  75. What did #Delaware to the #basketball game?… #Idaho, #Alask Maybe her #NewJersey. 
  76. What is the most common food in #Alaska?… Brrrrrrrgers!  #sschat #geography
  77. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways!  #Alaska
  78. What did #Delaware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but #Alask   #Alaska #Iditarod
  79. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.  #Alaska
  80. How many Alaskan Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?… At least 16. They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can’t go alone. 
  81. You might be an Alaskan if… You can’t imagine life without duct tape!
  82. You might be an Alaskan if… You have four seasons: 1. Almost Winter 2. Winter 3. Still Winter 4. Construction 
  83. You might be an Alaskan if… You’ve hit a pothole and totaled your car. 
  84. There’s no place like Nome.
  85. Most Alaskans don’t keep their money in greedy banks, they keep it in Fairbanks.
  86. If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska, they’d live in Seward.
  87. I don’t know, but Alask
  88. May the North be with you.
  89. We’ll be burning up like Northern Lights
  90. Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
  91. I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
  92. I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
  93. It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
  94. A trip to Alaska is very a-moose-ing.
  95. It’s never a moose-take to come to Alask
  96. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)
  97. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  98. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! 
  99. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! 
  100. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but alask 
  101. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted. 
  102. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! 
  103. How do you know your Alaskan?… You know which leaves make good toilet paper! 
  104. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! 
  105. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… A: By shoveling their driveways! 
  106. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?…I don’t know but alaska 
  107. What do you call fifty penguins in Alaska?… Lost….Really Lost! (penguins live in Antarctica) 
  108. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?… Idaho… Alaska! 
  109. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted. 
  110. Why is Sarah Palin not a hockey mom? A: Because she did a poor job telling her daughters about “keeping players out of the crease!” 
  111. Why should Alaskan’s be excited about Russia holding the 2018 World Cup? A: Because if you have eyes like Sarah Palin you can watch the games from home!. 
  112. How do you know if Sarah Palin is having marriage troubles? A: She sends her husband hunting with Dick Cheney! 
  113. What is the Alaskan Inuits ancient approximation for the mathematical term “pi”? A: Eskimo Pi! 
  114. What happened to the 5 year old boy who won a moose calling contest at the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage? A: He was shot to death by Sarah Palin! 
  115. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited? A: Who let the sled dogs out! 
  116. Why do Alaskans have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! 
  117. What do you get when you drive quickly through Alaska?  A vice presidential nomination. 
  118. How do you get a man in Alaskan to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes..
  119. What do you call an Alaskan in a BCS bowl game? A: A referee. 
  120. How many Alaskans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man! 
  121. What are the best four years of an Alaskans life? A: Third grade 
  122. What does an Alaskan native and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
  123. Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Alaska basketball games anymore? A: The student who knew the recipe graduated 

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