My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Check out our Guest Blogs for EducationParentsTravelTutoringSportsMusic and College.

Google Search “XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes”

  1. Curling Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada in curling?
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?… with the SAME SCORE 2-1.
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina athlete who President Trump will award The Presidential Medal of Freedom?… Connor Hellebuyck.
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Winter Olympics team President Trump invited to the State of the Union address?… Trick question… he invited both the Men’s and Women’s Gold Medal Ice Hockey teams… The men’s team attended.
  5. USA Hockey Compare and Contrast: 2026 Jack Hughes teeth and 1980 Jack O’Callahan?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes had his teeth knocked out before he scored the game winning goal in the Gold Medal game against Canada?
  7. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  8. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  9. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s AND Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  10. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA would set a record with 12 gold medals at the Winter Olympics?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Sidney Crosby Ruled Out for Team Canada’s Olympic Semifinal Against Finland Due to Injury?… Connor McDavid Named Captain.
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey?
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes scored the golden goal in overtime for USA Hockey to defeat Canada to defeat in the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina.
  15. Matt BOLDY SCORES ON USA’S FIRST SHOT ON GOAL in the Gold Medal game against Canada.
  16. Matt Boldy took a chance to make a play and scored the 1st USA goal in the 2026 Gold Medal game agains Canada!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how well USA Hockey paid tribute to Gaudreau brothers at Winter Olympics.
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the father-in-law coach and son-in-law player for the USA Men’s Hockey Gold medal team?… Coach Mike Sullivan and player Charlie McAvoy.
  19. Connor Hellebuyck… A Helluva Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  20. Connor Hellebuyck… A Helluva stick save on on Canada’s Devon Toews in the 3rd period of the Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  21.  Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are two sets of brothers on the 2026 Gold Medal USA Men’s Hockey team?… At the 2026 Winter Olympics, two sets of brothers—Jack and Quinn Hughes and Brady and Matthew Tkachuk—helped lead the USA men’s hockey team to a gold medal.
  22. Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time in 46 years.
  23. Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time on foreign soil!
  24. Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for on the exact SAME DATE that the 1980 team won the gold 46 years ago?
  25. Winning an Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal on American soil… as Meatloaf sang… two out or three ain’t bad.
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Alysa Liu Wins U.S. First Women’s Olympic Skating Gold Since 2002.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the game-winning goal in overtime to defeat Canada for the Gold Medal?… Megan Keller scored the game-winning “golden goal” 4:07 into overtime to lead Team USA to a 2-1 victory over Canada in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game at the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics.
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the goal with left in the game to force overtime with Canada in the Gold Medal Game?… Hilary Knight scored the goal to force overtime for Team USA against Canada in the 2026 Winter Olympics women’s hockey gold medal game, netting the equalizer with roughly two minutes remaining in regulation.
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who has the most goals and points for Team USA Women’s Hockey?… Hilary Knight holds the record for the most goals (15) and points (33) in U.S. Olympic women’s hockey history.
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Mikaela Shiffrin dropped TWO F-bombs in an interview on the Today Show?
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA and Team Canada advanced to the semi-finals after OVERTIME victories?
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Brazil was the 1st South American country to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Brazil athlete who was the 1st South American to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Yes, Lucas Pinheiro Braathen made history for Brazil on February 14, 2026, by winning the gold medal in the men’s giant slalom at the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics. This victory marks the first-ever medal of any color for a South American nation in the history of the Winter Games.
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the South American country that was the 1st to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Brazil.
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the event Brazilian Pinheiro Braathen won to become the 1st South American to win a gold in the Winter Olympics?
  37. Curling Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA won the Silver Medal at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe U.S. Olympian Hilary Knight proposes to speedskater Brittany Bowe at the 2026 Olympics?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most gold medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  41. World Geography Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  42. Skiing Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Lindsey Vonn is training to compete after she Ruptured ACL in Olympic Training?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe JD Vance got booed at the Winter Olympics?
  44. Skiing Jokes: Lindsey Vonn ACL injury… Snow Problem!
  45. World Geography Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… Milano Cortina.
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… February 6 to February 22, 2026.
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe how good Andrea Bocelli was at the Opening Ceremony was in Milano Cortina?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe how good the Opening Ceremony was in Milano Cortina?
  49. What amazing rapper carried the Olympic Torch through the streets of Milan?… Snoop Dogg.