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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Series jokes.
Illinois Jokes: 2016 World Series: I’m glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series… 108 years of hibernation just doesn’t seem healthy.
Why is it called the WORLD Series when only North American teams can win it?
It’s the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the field. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the old man on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the old man. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Series and not use it?” The old man says, “Well actually the seat belongs to me. My wife would be here, but she passed away. This is the first World Series we haven’t been to together since we got married. We always went to at least one World Series game every year.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible…. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The old man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 1 team that has never appeared in a World Series.
Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 5 teams that have never won a World Series.
2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff dingers. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
Music Jokes: 2025 World Series: The Toronto Blue Jays fans are SICK!… The have (Shane) Bieber Fever!
For the first time in their franchise history the Washington National’s are World Series champions Scherzer threw his glove out of the way and everybody started crowding the mound, jumping up and down with pure joy. Man the expressions on their faces were completely Bryceless!
The moment the Washington Nationals won the World Series… Was absolutely briceless.
What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?… One has cubs
What sports league do Los Angeles baseball players sign up for after the World Series is over?… Dodge ball.
I’m still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?”
2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff home runs. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?… They turn off their Xbox.
2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)
2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the team that has won the most World Series?
2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff home runs. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
2004 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between the Red Sox World Series wins during the curse of the Bamino? (2004 – 1918 / 86 years)
2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)
A World Series baseball player led the MLB in being hit by a pitch… Apparently ,he is the worst dodger.
Which baseball player holds water?… The pitcher.
What does Cody Bellinger do on Thanksgiving?… He plays baste-ball.
Why are some Dodger Stadium umpires overweight?… They always clean their plate.
Why did Dave Roberts want spiders to play outfield for the ?… They know how to catch flies.
Why did the police officer go to Dodger Stadium?… Someone stole second base!
What’s more impressive than seeing a line drive at Dodger Stadium?… Seeing a baseball park.
Which superhero did the try to sign as their designated hitter?… Batman.
What’s the silliest song to sing at Dodger Stadium?… “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there!
What do young fans like about going to the park?… The swings.
Why did Dave Roberts like having frogs in the outfield?… They never miss a fly.
How do World Series baseball players stay cool?… By standing close to the fans.
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the World Series team during the World Series?… They needed a little team spirit.
Why do the lose so many day games?… Their bats only wake up at night.
What do Hyun-Jin Ryu and a professional bowler have in common?… You can count on them both to throw strikes.
Why shouldn’t toddlers wear World Series jerseys?… It would be a choking hazard.
Why does Manny Machado wear old stockings when he plays?… They had runs in them!
Who would be the best choice as a closer?… The mummy, because he knows how to wrap up.
What do ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?… They get jobs as an umpire.
What’s does a dirty floor and the World Series have in common?… They both get swept a lot.
What do World Series lose every night?… Their shadows.
If the LA Lakers basketball team were chasing the World Series baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine.
If the World Series baseball team were chasing the LA Lakers basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five.
I’m glad the Astros won the World Series The people of Houston have waded so long for this.
What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… A double header.
Which World Series player wears the biggest helmet?… The one with the biggest head.
Why is hotter after a baseball game?… All the fans have left.
What runs around a Dodger Stadium ‘s field but never moves?… A wall.
Why did the police officer go to the World Series game?. He heard that someone stole second base.
A lion offspring asked his dad “What is a world series?” “I don’t expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub”
Where did the os Angeles baseball player wash his pants?… In the bleachers.
Why are World Series players so rich?… Because they play on diamonds.
What is harder for a World Series player to catch the faster he runs?… His breath!
What’s the difference between a fan and a baby?… Babies stop whining after a little awhile.
What do the World Series and lawn furniture have in common?… They both fold in October.
Why is Halloween the World Series favorite holiday?… It’s the only thing they have to do in October.
How are the World Series like a grizzly bear?… Every October, they go into hibernation.
Why doesn’t the World Series baseball team have a website?… They don’t know how to string three W’s together.
How often do players call each other during the off-season?… They touch base every once in a while.
Why did the World Series players cry when they lost?… They’re a bawl club.
How did the World Series pitcher win a baseball game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes.
Why did the World Series bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe.
The World Series player Justin Turner leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
What do you call the winning team at home game?… Visitors.
Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the World Series ?… It takes too long to put their cleats on.
What did the World Series fan do when his team won the World Series?… Turned off his Xbox. Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… The manager of the World Series .
How do you know when a pitcher is having a bad day on the mound?… When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.”
What can you do just as well as a World Series player?… Watch the World Series live on TV.
What rule did the zebra umpire have to explain to the ?… Three stripes and you’re out.
Knock Knock Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
What do you call 40 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?… The World Series .
Why did the hut down their website?… They weren’t getting any hits.
What’s the difference between a Dodger Stadium hot dog and a AT&T Park hot dog?… Dodger Stadium hot dogs are still being sold in October.
Why is Clayton Kershaw such a good singer? Because he has a perfect pitch.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bass… Bass who? Bass-ball is my favorite sport.
Which World Series player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! When should World Series players wear armor?… When they play knight games.
Why does it take a World Series player longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle.
Where shouldn’t a World Series pitcher ever wear red?… In the bull pen.
Which cartoon character was the World Series manager trying to get on the team?… Homer Simpson.
Why did the World Series pitcher go to the car dealer?… He wanted to learn a sales pitch.
How is the L.A. roster similar to a pancake?… They both need good batters. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… The World Series .
How do World Series fans get down from the bleachers?… They don’t – you can only get down from a goose.
How do World Series baseball players stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans.
What does a World Series player put his food on?… Home plate. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the baseball!
Did you hear the joke about the World Series baseball?… It will leave you in stitches.
What did the World Series think about their new stadium lights?… They gave it GLOWING reviews.
What song do fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning? None… the fans have already left by then!
Where do World Series players go when they need new uniforms?… New Jersey.
World Series has lowered the price of beer at Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a World Series fan.
Why are World Series umpires overweight?…They always have to clean their plate.
Why is there a BIG police presence at the World Series?… Just in case someone stole a base!
Which superhero would make a great designated hitter in the World Series?… BATman.
Which superhero would make a great pinch hitter in the World Series?… BATman.
What’s the silliest song to sing at the World Series?… “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there!
Where do they wash World Series baseball uniforms?… In the bleachers.
What do young fans like about going to the World Series?… The swings!
What makes frogs such good World Series outfielders?… They never miss a fly.
What do you get when you cross a World Series pitcher with a carpet?… A throw rug.
How do World Series baseball players stay cool?… By standing close to the fans.
Why was the ghost asked to sit in the dugout at the World Series game?… They needed a little team spirit.
How did the World Series pitcher win the game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes. Why are World Series tickets so expensive?… Because they play on a big diamond.
Why are there more runs in World Series games played at night?… Their bats only wake up at night. What do World Series pitchers and professional bowlers have in common?… They both need to throw strikes.
Why did the baseball player bring string to the World Series game?… So he could tie the score if he had to.
A World Series baseball player leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
In the World Series, why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle.
Why did the ball player wear old stockings to the World Series?… He knew they had runs in them! Who would be the best choice as a World Series closer?… The mummy – because he knows how to wrap up.
What do ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?… They get jobs as World Series umpires.
According to a new poll, 99 percent of baseball fans love watching the World Series… The other 1 percent are Mariners fans. (Mariners have never been in a World Series)
If a basketball team were chasing a World Series baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine.
Which World Series player wears the biggest helmet?… The one with the biggest head.
Why is hotter after a World Series baseball game?… All the fans have left.
What runs around a baseball stadium field during the World Series, but never moves?… A wall.
Where do they wash World Series baseball pants?… In the bleachers.
What is harder for a World Series baseball player to catch the faster he runs?… His breath!
How are the Mariners like a grizzly bear?… Every October, they go into hibernation.
What do you call a World Series game without Harper in it?… Bryceless…
Never tell outfielders a joke at the World Series… it will just go over their head.
A fan at a World Series baseball game was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger… then it hit him.
My driving instructor wanted to go the World Series. He didn’t care much for sports… he just wanted to see a line drive and a baseball park.
Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the World Series game?… He wanted to play like the Babe!.
Why aren’t centipedes allowed to play in the World Series?… It takes too long to put their cleats on.
What did the Mariners fan do when his team won the World Series?… Turned off his Xbox.
Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… The coach of a World series baseball team
How do you know when a pitcher is having a bad World Series game?…When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.”
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series… I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck. Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades. The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet his two newest eternal residents, and despite rivers of lava and torrents of brimstone, they’re standing around in jackets. “Not hot enough for you?” asked the Devil. “What, this? Nah, this is like a Spring day in Chicago.” The Devil doesn’t take lightly to such a slight, so he decides to really turn things up. The renewed eternal hellfire and inferno has made the screams of the tormented souls in hell even louder. Rivers of lava overflowing their banks. The Devil goes to check on his two Chicagoans, and sure enough he sees them lounging in shorts and t-shirts. “Not hot enough for you?” the devil queries bewilderedly. “What, this? Nah, this is like a July in Chicago. In fact, I think the humidity was worse in the summer of ’96.” The Devil is even more incensed. He comes up with a new idea. Turn the thermostat way down. The cursed souls in Hell are greeted by new but equally unbearable type of torture. The lava stops flowing, brimstone stops glowing, and wouldn’t you know it, the ground they stand on has frozen solid. The Devil again searches out his two Chicagoans, and to his dismay, they’re hugging and cheering. “What’s this all about!?” the Devil roared. “THEY’VE DONE IT, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED, THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!”
What can you do just as well as a Mariners baseball player?… Watch the World Series live on TV.
What do you call 28 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?… The Mariners.
Which World Series player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet!
When should World Series baseball players wear armor?… When they play knight games.
Where shouldn’t a World Series pitcher ever wear red?… In the BULL pen.
Which cartoon character was the World Series coach trying to get on the team?… HOMER Simpson.
What do you get when you cross a tree with a World Series baseball player?… Babe Root.
How is a World Series roster like a pancake?… They both need good batters.
How do fans at the World Series get down from the bleachers?… They don’t – you can only get down from a goose.
Knock Knock Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?… Let’s Phillip the bases and score some runs.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bass… Bass who?… Bass-ball is my favorite sport.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howey… Howey who?… Howey run so fast to first base?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the baseball!
Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate!
Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”
Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”… ”Forget it. You just missed it.”
“Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”… “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”
Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?… Because of all the Giant Fans!
What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hotdog in October!
Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle
Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?”
Where did the baseball player wash his socks?… In the bleachers.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”
What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
Which superhero is the best at baseball?… Batman.
What cartoon character is the best at baseball?… Homer Simpson.
How do baseball players keep in touch?….They touch base every once in a while.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?…A baseball team!
Why do girls like baseball?… It’s the only sport played on a diamond!
“Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”
Why are frogs good outfielders?… They never miss a fly.
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…She had a pumpkin for a coach.
What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?… The swings!
A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.
What do you get when you cross a tree (Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes) with a baseball player?… Babe Root.
Why are singers good at baseball?… Because they have perfect pitch!
Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header!(101 Halloween Jokes)
What are the rules in zebra baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?… She ran away from the ball.
What do baseball players use to bake a cake?… Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.
Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
Why is Fenway Park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
How is a baseball like a pancake?… They both need a good batter.
Why did the baseball player shut down his website?… He wasn’t getting any hits!
Son: Dad, what does a ballplayer do when his eyesight starts going bad? Dad: He gets a job as an umpire. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?… New Jersey (New Jersey teachers are great tutors!)
Riddle: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
Baseball Riddle: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”
Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe.
Why don’t matches play baseball?… One strike and your out!
Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”… Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.
What do baseball players eat on?… Home plates.
Who is the wealthiest baseball player?… RICH Hill.
What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?… One runs home and the other is a home run.
Why are baseball players so rich?… Because they play on diamonds!
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?… If he raised both legs, he would fall down.
One morning in elementary school, the students were going to a geography class. The teacher wanted to show the students where cities and states are. The teacher asks the class, “Does anyone know where Pittsburgh is?” Billy raises up his hand and says, “Yeah, Pennsylvania!”. The teacher replies, “Very good, Billy!, now can anyone tell me were Detroit is?” Suzy raises her hand and says, “That’s in Michigan!” The teacher again says, “Very good.” Trying to confuse the children, she now asks, “Where’s Kansas City?” Tommy raises his hand and says, “Oh Oh Pick me!!!, I know?” The teacher says, “OK, Tommy where is Kansas City?” “Last place.”
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat!
Where do coal diggers play baseball?… In the miner (minor) leagues.
How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?… Only throw strikes.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?… The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
Where does a catcher sit for dinner?… Behind the plate.
Did you hear the joke about your pitching style?”… ”Never mind. It’s foul.”
Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, “Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series.”
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?… One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?… The fence!
You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header?… Because the home team lost the opener.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?… They don’t know where home is.
There once was a pitcher so bad, the crowd started singing Take Him Out of The Ball Game!
Which baseball manager’s last name is Italian for ‘a long-bladed weapon of war?’ Tommy Lasorda
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Jose… Jose who? Jose can you see be the dawn’s early light.
Why did the baseball team hire a cook?… They needed a good batter.
One hit struck a chicken… Now that was a real “fowl ball!”
What do you get if you cross a lizard with a baseball player?… An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.
Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team? To add a little team spirit.(101 Halloween Jokes)
Where can you find the largest diamond in the world?… On a baseball field.
Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, “”Very well, But you realize that we’ve got all the good players, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and the best coaches.” The devil snickered, “I know, and that’s all right, We’ve got all the umpires.”
Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?… Sparky Anderson
Which baseball players is a fruitarian?… Darryl Strawberry
Why did the police arrest the baseball player?… He stole 3rd base!
What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?… A throw rug.
The pitcher really had good control today… Didn’t miss a bat for three innings!
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?… The cake batter.
Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?… Let’s phillip the bases.
A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect–a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat. The scout got him a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the manager screamed, “Run!” “Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”
What happens to baseball players who go blind?… They become umpires.
What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?… They both where a glove for no apparent reason.
Why couldn’t Robin play baseball?… He forgot his bat, man.
Why is it always cool at a baseball game?… Because that is where all the fans are!
MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. When asked about it, Rose said, “I hope they do, cause I’ve got $50 riding on it.”
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started…….the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts” And the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem …he yelled, “Down Nuts”. And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, “Cheer Nuts”. They all brokeout into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, “Booooo Nuts!!!” and they all started booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked,” What in the world happened? “The assistant replied, “Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!
Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat!
How is a baseball like a waffle?… They both need a good batter.
Why is hotter after a baseball game?… All the fans have left.
When should baseball players wear armor?… When they play knight games
When did the baseball team tie up the game?… five to five (4:55) or 10 to 10 (9:50)
Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
When is a baseball player like a spider?… When he catches flies.
Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths!
What is the difference between baseball and law?… In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.
A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” ”The Red Sox.”

“Why’s that?” “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.”

“That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?”

“No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?… In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Three old ladies are at their first baseball game. The friends are drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels and the bottle is now almost gone. What inning is it, and how many are on base… Bottom of the 5th and the bags are loaded.
Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
During a baseball game in Redmond, John was Redmond’s lead-off batter. There were no substitutions or changes in the Redmond batting order at all during the nine-inning game. John came to bat in every inning. What is the least number of runs Redmond could have scored?… Zero. In the first inning John and the next two batters walk and the next three strike out. In the second inning, the first three walk again, which brings John back to bat. But each runner is caught off base by the pitcher, so John is back at the plate at the start of the third inning. This pattern is now repeated until the game ends.
A man takes a baseball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or to either side of him, and yet the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?… He threw the ball up.
Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?… The teams were all-women.
A man is trapped in a house without windows, doors, or any other way of exiting. The house is collapsing, and the man has only a baseball and a bat. How does he escape the fire?…. He swings at the air three times (‘cause it’s one, two, three strikes and you’re out!).
What are OJ’s favorite baseball teams?… The Red Sox and the Dodgers.
What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?… UPS knows how to throw a strike.
Why do you need to take a baseball player with you when you go camping?… To pitch the tent.
Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?… In Yankee Stadium.
What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?… If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.
Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?… Because he had perfect pitch.
What are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?… Stockings with runs in them.
Why did the Yankees play in Jellystone Park?… Because Yogi wasn’t allowed to leave the park.
What famous Greek might have invented baseball?… Homer.
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?… It was a girls’ baseball team.
After tonight’s World Series game… It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
As the game is about to begin, the President grabs his wife and throws her through the window of the VIP box. As she lands on the horrified attendees seated below, a frantic aide comes running over yelling “Nonononono, Mr. President! It’s “throw the first pitch!”

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