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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Seattle Seahawks jokes.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the Seattle Seahawks repeat at Super Bowl Champions?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the kicker who holds the record for most field goals in a Super Bowl?… Jason Myers of the Seattle Seahawks holds the record for the most field goals made in a single Super Bowl, kicking five in Super Bowl LX on February 8, 2026, against the New England Patriots.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the Seattle Seahawks?… Malcolm Smith (2014)
- Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
- Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
- Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
- What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- New England Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: A Seattle first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
- Super Bowl LX… Seattle Seahawk Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
- Super Bowl XLIX: Want to know why I always wear my Seahawks Jersey when I take a test?… It’s so I’ll pass, even when I shouldn’t!
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl?… The Seahawks won Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) – 43-8 vs. Denver Broncos .
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have reached the Super Bowl?… 4 – Super Bowl XL (2006): Lost 21–10 to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Super Bowl XLVIII (2014): Won 43–8 against the Denver Broncos. Super Bowl XLIX (2015): Lost 28–24 to the New England Patriots. Super Bowl LX (2026): Appeared in their fourth championship game.
- Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something
- Super Bowl XLIX: I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, “I’ll pass, even though I know I shouldn’t.” And she said, “Seahawks fan, huh?”
- Super Bowl XLIX: Since I have a lot of exams next week… I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t.
- What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
- What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
- Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin?
- Washington Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Francisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
- NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 NFC Championship?… (Los Angeles Rams at the Seattle Seahawks.)
- NFC Championship: Fantasy Football LA Rams fans thinking their team could go to Seattle and beat the Seahawks to go on to the Super Bowl.
- Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
- Why can’t Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
- What are the Seahawk’s two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle! How are the Seahawks like my neighbors?… They can’t pick up a single yard!
- Why is Thomas Rawls like a grizzly bear?… Every fall he goes into hibernation.
- How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?… None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!
- Have you heard about the Seahawks new running back?… His name Rawls off the tongue.
- When Richard Sherman asked Papa John how many toppings he could have Papa John said you can pick six.
- What is the difference between Russell Wilson and Tom Brady?… Russell Wilson got schooled.
- What do the Seattle Seahawks and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?… Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
- What’s the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- What do the Seattle Seahawks and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
- What is the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after awhile.
- Did you hear about the Seattle Seahawks action figures?… They were recalled for being choking hazards.
- How do you keep the Seattle Seahawks out of your yard?… Put up goal posts.
- Why are so many Seattle Seahawks players claiming they have the Swine Flu?… So They don’t have to touch the pigskin!
- What is a Seattle Seahawks fan’s favorite whine?… “We can’t beat Arizona.”
- What do the Seahawks and the Post Office have in common?… Neither deliver on Sundays!
- What do the Seahawks and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
- What does an Seattle Seahawks fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?… He turns off the PlayStation 5.
- What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?… Have him watch a couple Seattle Seahawks games.