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  1. Fast Food Jokes: Oscar the Grouch was fired from McDonalds?… He refused to sell Happy Meals.
  2. Who else thinks it’s time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is?… A show of hands?
  3. Math Jokes & Bastille Day Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
  4. I am feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, But I finished it in 10 months!
  5. Movie Jokes: If Sesame Street had an awards show… would they be handing out Oscars?
  6. Vampire Jokes: I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn’t count!” I replied, “I assure you, he does.”
  7. Why is the count from Sesame Street still single?… Because he doesn’t ever wanna Miss Count.
  8. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do Oscar The Grouch and Michael Jordan have in common?… The are great at trash talking.
  9. I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
  10. Math Jokes: Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said… “This is going to take some time.”