Top 10 Peanut Jokes

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1. June 1st National Trails Day: I just made a pre-game playlist for basketball. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. 
2. Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?… An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.
3. I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted.
4. What kinda fancy footwear does Mr.Peanut wear?… Cashews.
5. Did you hear about that band called Peanut Brittle?… Oh, they broke up…
6. What did the peanut say to the moon? Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak.
7. A cashew called a peanut fat… the peanut felt insalted
8. Did you hear about the peanut that walked into the police station?… It claims it was a salted.
9. Why did the man with the peanut allergy die in prison?… He was sentenced to the nuthouse.
10. What did Mr. Peanut say to his wife?… Don’t worry, I’ll be back in a JIF.