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  1. What do you call someone from Detroit, Michigan who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
  2. Canada Jokes: In Michigan’s Upper Peninsula they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
  3. Canada Jokes: I was driving in Michigan and saw a sign at the border in Detroit that said “Canada Dry.” I really wanted a drink… so I turned around and went home.
  4. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
  5. Boston Celtics Jokes: What appliance was seldom used in New England in the 1980s when the Celtics played the Detroit Pistons?… The Microwave.
  6. 9 out of 10 doctors reccommend that children drink water instead of soda… The 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
  7. What city in Michigan would do great in a Survivor fire challenge?… Flint
  8. What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan’s water supply?… Pb & J.
  9. People are crazy in Michigan; protesting Covid-19 despite being one of the hardest hit states?… There must be something in the water.
  10.  What’s the difference between water and gasoline in Flint Michigan?… You can get gasoline that is unleaded.