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  1. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
  2. How did the Royal Family get to Martha’s Vineyard for the 50th Anniversary of Jaws… The Island Queen.
  3. What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
  4. I started downloading Jaws the other day… But after one megabyte, my computer died.
  5. #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
  6. Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
  7. If you watch Jaws backwards it’s the heartwarming story of a shark that helps physically-challenged people put their lives back together.
  8. How was Jaws able to sneak up on people while they were swimming?… Wouldn’t they hear the tuba?
  9. I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… But not right before I die. 
  10. Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.

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