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  1. Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  2. How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
  3. Delaware is proud to be the first state admitted to the Union on Dec. 7, 1787. “Why does Delaware love state nicknames?… Because Delaware is always in ‘First’ place!
  4. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
  5. Welcome to Delaware! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
  6. Delaware is a state where size doesn’t matter.
  7. How does Delaware greet the ocean?… With a Dela wave!
  8. What’s the best thing about Delaware?… You can visit the whole state in a single day!
  9. Delaware: Size ain’t everything.
  10. What’s the worst part about living in Delaware?… People keep asking if I know Joe Biden.