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  1. Golf Jokes: They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  2. Turtle Jokes: What is a turtle’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill. 
  3. Grandparent Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!”
  4. Geography Jokes: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Jerry West.
  5. Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
  6. College Basketball Jokes: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack. 
  7. NBA Jokes: Who do basketball players see when they are not feeling well and need a house call?… Dr. J!
  8. AI Jokes: Allen Iverson… a GREAT spokesperson for any AI company.
  9. May Day Jokes: What do you call an emergency during the NBA playoffs?… May Day!
  10. Illinois Jokes: Competing investment clubs are opening in Chicago… The Chicago Bears and the Chicago Bulls.

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