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  1. California Jokes: Basketball Pun: I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these basketball puns are Golden, State your opinion.
  2. Grandparent Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!”
  3. Golf Jokes: They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  4. Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
  5. Geography Jokes: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Jerry West. 
  6. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  7. Illinois Jokes: Competing investment clubs are opening in Chicago… The Chicago Bears and the Chicago Bulls.
  8. What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  9. NBA Jokes: Who do basketball players see when they are not feeling well and need a house call?… Dr. J!
  10. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.