Tag: New Years Eve Jokes

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1. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne
2. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
3. What did the friends say to each other at midnight on New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you since last year!
4. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
5. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Eve. (Cow Jokes)
6. Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve?… It’s too far to walk! (Bird Jokes)
7. What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Top Track & Field Jokes)
8. Why did the girl sprinkle sugar on her pillow on New Year’s Eve?… She wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.
9. Who get the most excited about the New Year’s Eve countdown?… Calendar companies.
10. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?… Chill out! (Winter Jokes)
11. Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?… To start off the new year in a cool way!
12. Which moves faster on New Year’s Eve heat or cold?… Heat It’s easy to catch a cold!
13. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

New Years Eve One Liners

1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.