Sports Jokes

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1. Archery Jokes: What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes)
2. Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
3. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
4. Basketball Jokes: Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Top Basketball Jokes for Kids)
5. Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
6. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
7. Curling Jokes: Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
8. Football Jokes: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes for Kids)
9. Golf Jokes: Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
10. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
11. Luge Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block. (Father’s Day Jokes)
12. Hockey Jokes: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
13. Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
14. Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Kentucky Derby Jokes for Kids)
15. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
16. Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
17. Top Pentathlon Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
18. Rugby Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes & Rugby Jokes for Kids)
19. Sesame Street Jokes: Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert”
20. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around (Soccer Jokes for Kids)
21. Softball Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Softball Jokes of All-Time)
22. Summer Olympics Jokes:
23. Surfing Jokes:
24. Track & Field Jokes: What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes) Track & Field Jokes for Kids
25. Tennis Jokes:What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
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1. Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
2. Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
3. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
4. Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
5. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
6. Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
7. Field Hockey Jokes: When is a field hockey player like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
8. Fishing Jokes: What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
9. Football Jokes: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
10. Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
11. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
12. Top Handball Jokes: What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
13. Hockey Jokes: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
14. Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
15. Top Karate Jokes: Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
16. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
17. Top Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
18. Pentathlon Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
19. Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
20. Roller Sports Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out of roller sports?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
21. Rowing Jokes: Where do rowers go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
22. Rugby Jokes: What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
23. Sailing Jokes:
24. Skiing Jokes: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
25. Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
26. Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
27. Summer Olympic Jokes
28. Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
29. Squash Jokes:
30. Surfing Jokes: What did the wave say to the surfer?…  Have a swell time! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
31. Table Tennis Jokes:
32. Taekwondo Jokes:
33. Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
34. US Track and Field Jokes: Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?…Because it was a head! (Track & Field Jokes for Kids / Top Track & Field Jokes)
    
35. Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
36. Water Polo Jokes:
    
37. Water Ski Jokes:
    
38. Weightlifting Jokes:
39. Wrestling Jokes: