Snow Moon Jokes

by | Jan 29, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Snow Moon jokes.
  2. New England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
  3. Groundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
  4. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Snow Storm = Snow Day.
  5. Snow Jokes: Homer Simpson and Mr. Plow… the unofficial plow company of the Snow Moon.
  6. Snow Jokes: Snow joke… We are getting a snow storm on the night of the full Snow Moon.
  7. Snowman Jokes: What is a snowman’s favorite full moon?… Obviously, the Snow Moon.
  8. Election Jokes: President Snow (from The Hunger Games)… the unofficial president of the Snow Moon
  9. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Nor’easter Snow Storm + astronomically high tides = Snow Day.
  10. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Nor’easter Snow Storm + astronomically high tides = Trouble!
  11. Snow joke… A full Snow Moon with astronomically high tides and nor’easter snow storm = trouble.
  13. What is a great lesson for the February Full Moon?… Snow and Tell.
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the name of the February Full Moon?… The Snow Moon.
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the meaning of the Snow Moon?
  16. Snow Moon Jokes:
  17. Why was the Snow Moon so good at social media?… It always knew how to light up a feed.
  18. How much is the Snow Moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  19. Why wasn’t the Snow Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  20. How is the Snow Moon like some school years?… It has four quarters!
  21. How is the Snow Moon like a basketball game?… It has four quarters!
  22. How is the Snow Moon like a high school basketball game?… It has four quarters!
  23. How is the Snow Moon like a college basketball game?… It has four quarters!
  24. How is the Snow Moon like a youth basketball game?… It has four quarters!
  25. How is the Snow Moon like a football game?… It has four quarters!
  26. What is the unofficial song of the Snow Moon?… The Whole of the Moon by the Waterboys.
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe explain the meaning of the Snow Moon?
  28. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the Snow Moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  29. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the Snow moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  30. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of Full SnowMoon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
  31. My favorite phase of the Snow Moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
  32. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Snow Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  33. Shoot for the Snow Moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
  34. When is the Snow Moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
  35. What do you call a body of water on the Snow Moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  36. What do you call a wolf that knows when the next Full Snow Moon is?… Awarewolf.
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the next Full Snow Moon is?
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how the Snow Moon gots its name?
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what month is the Snow Moon?
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what time moonrise is for the Snow Moon?
  41. My favorite phase of the Snow Moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
  42. Why wasn’t the Snow Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  43. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Snow Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  44. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  45. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  46. “The Snow Moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
  47. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
  48. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary
  49. What month is the best for a cold beer? …. Feb – BREW – ary.