- Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
- Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company.
- Why did the lobster join the Navy?… To become a navy-claw officer!
- What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?… A castration crustacean.
- Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
- Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day… she lobster job.
- What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (101 Sports Jokes)
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.