Houston Basketball Jokes

by | Mar 1, 2026 | Uncategorized

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  1. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! 
  2. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist, Jamal Shead, went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
  3. Great Bracket Names: Houston, We Have a Bracket.
  4. What famous line was heard all around Texas during the 2023 Sweet Sixteen?…. Houston, we have a problem. 
  5. Louisville Basketball Jokes: How did Louisville fans feel when they lost a shootout in the Final Four to Houston?… CRUM my.
  6. How did Louisville fans feel when they lost in the Final Four?… CRUM my.
  7. Louisville Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Fours Denny Crum coached in?… 1972: Lost in the national semifinal. 1975: Lost in the national semifinal. 1980: Won National Championship. 1982: Lost in the national semifinal. 1983: Lost in the national semifinal. 1986: Won National Championship.
  8. Louisville Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how many National Championships Denny Crum won at Louisivllee ?… TWO – 1980 & 1986!
  9. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
  10. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. 
  11. Houston we have a problem… Illinois has the “Ball”Kan Brads: Tomislav Ivisic (Croatia), Zvonimir Ivisic (Croatia), Mihailo Petrović (Serbia), David Mirkovic (Montenegro), Kasparas Jakučionis (Lithuania), Toni Bilić (Croatia), Andrej Stojakovic (Greece).. AND THEY CAN PLAY!
  12. After playing four freshmen in the first half against Cincinnati, Sampson joked, “Who does that? Nobody has ever accused me of being very smart.”
  13. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  14. After playing four freshmen in the first half against Cincinnati, Sampson joked, “Who does that? Nobody has ever accused me of being very smart.”