Divorce Jokes

Texas Jokes: I have so many failed marriages. The one good thing…. All my ex’s live in Texas.
What do Gisele, Eli Manning, and Nick Foles all have in common?… All three managed to take a ring from Tom Brady.
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the divorce lawyer’s heart?… Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small
Valentine’s Day Jokes: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, “guess who?”… A divorce lawyer.
Groundhog Day Jokes: What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”