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  1. COLUMBUS’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written.
  2. What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss.
  3. Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack.
  4. Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
  5. Who was the first cat to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss!
  6. How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales!
  7. What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day!