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Google Search “Cold Moon Jokes”

  1. Can you catch a cold from the Cold Moon?
  2. What moon should you never ask out?… The Cold Moon.
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the December Full Moon?
  4. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the month of the Cold Moon?
  5. Why did the person shiver when looking at the December full moon?… Because it was the Cold Moon.
  6. How does the Cold Moon cut its hair?… Eclipses it!
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Cold Moon?
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Full Cold Moon on December 4th, 2025.
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Cold Moon.
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the Cold Full Moon.
  11. What makes the moon so cold?… She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!
  12. What did the moon say when it was freezing?… “I need some space… heater!”