- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes!
- What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line.
- Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with.
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
- Prom Advice: “Life is a party. Dress for it.” Audrey Hepburn
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember!
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line.
- What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days!
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer!
- Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him!
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
- How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine.
- The band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience!
- Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you.
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School.
- Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone.
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.”
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… To spike the punch.
- Why did the orange take a prune to the high school prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
- I went to an ocean themed prom… It was a whale of a time.
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance of the prom!
- High School Prom… Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance. (Middle School Jokes)
- What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE.
- What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… The boogie man!
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
- Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire!
- Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball.
- What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes).
- What do you call a prom for math geeks?… A square dance!
- What did the prom dress say to the suit?… “Don’t worry, we’re a perfect match!”
- What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow.
- What did the high school students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
- Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
- Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had BAT breath.
- Prom Advice: “When in doubt, overdress.” Vivienne Westwood
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up.
- Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies.
- Why was the boy wearing sunglasses to the prom?… He had a bright date.
- Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend!
- What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion!
- What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie.
- Final Four Jokes: What Final Four 2024 basketball team was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.
- Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball.
