Clean Prom Jokes: Prom Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes. 
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes! 
  3. What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. 
  4. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?   
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! 
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! 
  7. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. 
  8. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
  9. Prom Advice: “Life is a party. Dress for it.” Audrey Hepburn 
  10. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! 
  11. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. 
  12. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! 
  13. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! 
  14. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! 
  15. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
  16. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine. 
  17. The band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience! 
  18. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. 
  19. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. 
  20. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. 
  21. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” 
  22. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… To spike the punch.
  23. Why did the orange take a prune to the high school prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! 
  24. I went to an ocean themed prom… It was a whale of a time. 
  25. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance of the prom! 
  27. High School Prom… Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance. (Middle School Jokes) 
  28. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. 
  29. What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… The boogie man! 
  30. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! 
  31. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. 
  32. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! 
  33. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. 
  34. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). 
  35. What do you call a prom for math geeks?… A square dance! 
  36. What did the prom dress say to the suit?… “Don’t worry, we’re a perfect match!” 
  37. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. 
  38. What did the high school students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket. 
  39. Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. 
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night? 
  41. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had BAT breath.
  42. Prom Advice: “When in doubt, overdress.” Vivienne Westwood
  43. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. 
  44. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies.
  45. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses to the prom?… He had a bright date.
  46. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! 
  47. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! 
  48. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. 
  49. Final Four JokesWhat Final Four 2024 basketball team was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.  
  50. Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball. 

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