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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
- What a great week! May is the best month! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and #Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
- If the Kentucky Derby is on May the Fourth… May the horse be with you.
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary School Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
- What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
- Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
- What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
- How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
- How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Top Spring Jokes)
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
- What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Top Psychology Jokes)
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.”
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader.
- Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
- How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
- What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
- What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett
- Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
- The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
- What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
- What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter
- What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
- What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
- What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
- Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
- How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?… He’d Wedge himself in.
- What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do!
- What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars
- Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
- What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
- What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs !
- How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
- Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
- Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
- What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
- How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
- What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
- How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
- Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
- What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
- Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
- What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
- What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside.
- How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
- Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe
- What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
- What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch.
- Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia.
- Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
- What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?… X-wing Factor.
- Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to.
- How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key
- Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
- Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
- Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
- The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
- Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
- What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
- Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
- What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
- What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
- What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas.
- Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
- Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?… Because he’s always a little short.
- Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks
- Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!
- Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
- Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul.
- What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be
- What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe!
- What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
- Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What do you call a Spanish jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him.
- Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile.
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