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  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry we have the basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
  2. What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  3. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
  4. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY. 
  5. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! 
  6. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the best list of basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? 
  7. Why was the turkey expelled from the basketball game?… It fowled out.
  8. What month should you never ask to do the basketball scorebook?… “NO” vember 
  9. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a basketball game?… “NO” vember.
  10. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! 
  11. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! 
  12. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! 
  13. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. 
  14. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. 
  15. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” 
  16. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  17. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  18. Black Friday Basketball Jokes: I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a new basketball hoop on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. 
  19. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST.
  20. Why are Thanksgiving basketball games always so high-scoring?… Because everyone has a lot of turkey legs to shoot!
  21. What’s a basketball player’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?… A swish-er of gravy.
  22. Why did the turkey get benched during the Thanksgiving basketball game?… It kept getting called for traveling with the drumsticks.
  23. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast with a basketball team?… A slam dunk dinner!
  24. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?… To elevate his game.
  25. Geography Awareness Week: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. 
  26. Geography Awareness Week: 2008 NBA Finals: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite Celtics coach of all-time?… Doc Rivers.