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  • Parents & Teachers – “It's not a hill it's a mountain. As you start out the climb.” (Part 1)

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    “It’s not a hill it’s a mountain
    As you start out the climb.”

    – U2 Lyrics, “I’ll Go Crazy if I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight!”

    As I was running the other day, thinking about ideas for my first few blogs, these lyrics were playing on my Ipod. I love U2, but I did not know exactly how these lyrics apply to My Town Tutors. Then it hit me.
    Every teacher and parent in America can connect with these words.

    “It’s not a hill it’s a mountain,
    As you start out the climb.”

    PARENTS
    If you are a parent, think back to the first day you became aware of the pregnancy. What an amazing day! That day, whether you knew it then or not, changed your life forever.

    I am sure you can remember vividly the ride to the hospital, the waiting, and finally the birth. There was joy, excitement, and an overwhelming sense of uncertainty. During those first days their were visitors, nurses, and doctors helping you with the transition to parenthood. Having friends, family, and medical professionals watch you and your child around the clock was so comforting.

    Then reality set in.

    You were discharged and forced to walk out the hospital doors to care and guide this helpless being for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!

    If this is not a mountain, I do not know what is!

    So many parents struggle getting through each day. There are so many lessons to teach such as; knowing right from wrong, being kind, gaining independence, developing a strong work ethic, and having self-reliance.

    Parents cannot do it alone. We need family, friends, congregations and parishes, neighbors and teachers, in addition to so many more. However, no matter how many people assist with the raising of a child, the ultimate responsibility lies with the parents.

    I think every parent will agree that when it comes to the responsibility of raising a child –  “It’s not a hill it’s a mountain.”

    TEACHERS

    If you are a teacher, think back to your first interview and the subsequent phone call informing you that you will be in charge of your very first classroom. You probably shared the great news with an adviser or mentor teacher. Perhaps you found out before your classes ended and you shared it with your professors and classmates. You had a solid support system of people who understood the teaching profession and were behind you 100%.

    Then reality set in.

    You spent several days or weeks setting up your room. You developed an opening day lesson plan that changed so many different times. Perhaps you visited some websites or connected with other teachers on facebook or twitter. But………

    When that first bell rang or you met your students in the classroom or at the bus, it was you and ONLY YOU!

    Even the most confident rookie teachers would agree, there was a realization at some point during that first day that in regards to teaching – “It’s not a hill, it’s a mountain. As you start out the climb.”
    To all the US teachers and parents, thank you for accepting the 2 toughest jobs in America. Keep doing your best. You are all qualified for this incredible responsibility of helping to develop the future of America.

    As a parent and a veteran teacher, I must admit, walking out those South Shore Hospital doors was a lot more scary than facing 25 teenagers. Especially because the car seat was in backwards! (Can any other dads feel my pain?)

  • World’s Best 101 Jokes

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    Google Search “World’s Best 101 Jokes”

    1. 101 Cinco De Mayo Jokes
    2. 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes
    3. 101 Principal Jokes

    A-Z

    1. August Jokes 101 August Jokes:
    2. American Revolution Jokes: 101 American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! 
    3. Bastille Day Jokes: 101 Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
    4. Camping Jokes: 101 Camping Jokes: I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day but I couldn’t find any.
    5. Cheese Jokes: 101 Cheese Jokes
    6. August 4th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: 101 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
    7. 101 Cinco De Mayo Jokes
    8. 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes
    9. Dog Jokes: 101 Dog Jokes: First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! 
    10. These dog jokes are FUR real funny!!!
    11. Egg Jokes: 101 Egg Jokes: June 3rd National Egg Day: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
    12. 101 Elementary Jokes
    13. July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes101 4th of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
    14. Friday the 13th Jokes: 101 Friday the 13th Jokes:
    15. 101 Graduation Jokes
    16. Hiking Jokes:
    17. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: Hot Dog Jokes: 101 Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
    18. Hurricane Jokes: 101 Hurricane Jokes: What did the National Hurricane Center to the hurricane?… I have my eye on you. 
    19. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
    20. Jaws Jokes: 101 Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
    21. July Jokes: 101 July Jokes
    22. Labor Day Jokes: 101 Labor Day Jokes:
    23. Lord of the Rings Jokes 101 Lord of The Rings Jokes: I would tell some good Lord of the Rings jokes… But all the good ones ara-gone! 
    24. Navy Jokes: 101 Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
    25. Ocean Jokes: 101 Ocean Jokes
    26. 101 Principal Jokes
    27. 101 Prom Jokes
    28. July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Jokes: 101 Shark Jokes:
    29. 101 Spring Jokes
    30. Tea Jokes101 Tea Jokes:
    31. Waffle Jokes:
    32. Watermelon Jokes: 101 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 

    101 May Jokes

    1. May 3rd: 101 Kentucky Derby Jokes
    2. May 5th: 101 Cinco De Mayo Jokes
    3. May 4th: 101 May the 4th Be With You Jokes

    101 June Jokes

    1. June Jokes: 101 June Jokes
    2. June 1st National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes:
    3. June 3rd is National Egg Day: Egg Jokes: 101 Egg Jokes: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
    4. June 4th is National Cheese Day: Cheese Jokes: 101 Cheese Jokes
    5. Jaws Jokes: 101 Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
    6. June 8th National Ocean Day: Ocean Jokes: 101 Ocean Jokes
    7. Friday the 13th Jokes: 101 Friday the 13th Jokes:

  • High School Psychology Lessons

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    Psychology Lesson: Mental Health Ice Bucket Challenge 2025


    Introduction to High School Psychology Lessons (3)

    1. Psychology Pre-Test
    2. Psychology Day #1: Dead Poet’s Society and a Bucket List!
    3. Coming October 3rd Create a Psychology Class “Hall of Fame”

    Write it Forward: Letters of Appreciation

    1. Coming September 12th Write it Forward: Letter of Appreciation
    2. September 7th U.S. History Lesson: Grandparents Day Lesson
    3. Psychology Lesson: Great Feedback from Just 1 Letter!
    4. Write it Forward! Great Feedback from Strangers
    5. Coming October 2nd: World Smile Day (October 3rd)
    6. World Smile Day Jokes

    Learning (15)

    1. What I Have Learned
    2. Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!
    3. Psychology Lesson: Classical Conditioning Hopping Activity
    4. Psychology: Video Clips for Teaching Classical Conditioning
    5. The Office and Classical Conditioning
    6. Seabiscut: Applied Psychology using Classical Conditioning
    7. Pavlov’s Dog & Classical Conditioning: Great Video Clip
    8. Little Albert Experiment & Classical Conditioning
    9. Guest Blog: Teaching Classical Conditioning to High School Students
    10. Psychology Lesson: Personal Learning Experiences
    11. Unique Psychology Lesson: Learning How to Catch Quarters
    12. Psychology Lesson: Learned Helplessness
    13. Classical Conditioning Quiz
    14. Harvard Experiment: You are the Best
    15. 3 Factors That Affect Learning

    The Brain (2)

    1. Severed Corpus Callosum Videos
    2. Phineas Gage: GREAT CLIP

    Memory (10)

    1. Psychology Lesson: Short-Term Memory Test
    2. Psychology Lesson: Short-Term Memory & Telephone Sentences
    3. Psychology Lessons: “Memories of….”
    4. Psychology Lesson: Memory Bank
    5. Great Oprah Video: Repressed Memories & Multiple Personality Disorder
    6. “Bad” Psychology Lesson: Feature Extraction & U2
    7. Kenny Chesney “I Go Back”: Psychology, Songs, & Memories
    8. Selective Attention: 2 Great Awareness Tests
    9. Psychology Lesson: Chunking in Short-Term Memory
    10. Psychology Interactive: PsychInquiry Chunking in Short-Term Memory
    11. Psychology Interactive: PsychInquiry Implicit Memory
    12. Psychology Interactive: The Tip-of-the-Tongue Experience

    Thought (3)

    1. Psychology Lesson: A Thinking Quiz
    2. Psychology Lesson: Get U2 on Stage!
    3. Psychology Lesson: Thought “If…..”

    Motivation and Emotion (9)

    1. Eric Thomas: How Bad Do You Want It?
    2. Mr. B: A Truly Amazing Teacher
    3. Excellent End of the Year Lesson: Too Busy for a Friend
    4. Michael Jordan: NBA Hall of Fame Speech
    5. Motivation and 3 Ounces (by Ron White)
    6. Emotions: Mother Discusses Losing 10-year-old son to a gun accident
    7. Too Busy for a Friend (Great End of the Year Activity)

    Sensation and Perception (3)

    1. Is Spelling REALLY important? Read this!
    2. The Phaonmneal Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid
    3. Perception Stories

    Great Motivational Speeches (7)

    1. Dennis Lehane: It’s About Honor
    2. Michael Jordan: NBA Hall of Fame Speech
    3. Abraham Lincoln: “I Do the Best I Know How”
    4. Eric Thomas: How Bad Do You Want It?
    5. Amazing Motivational Speech: “Give Me ALL You’ve Got!”
    6. Jimmy V Speech: 1993 Jim Valvano ESPY Speech
    7. The Jimmy V Speech: Great Classroom Activities

    Great Books for Psychology (3)

    1. The Last Lecture is a Great Teaching Tool!
    2. 25 Activities for Teachers to Use with The Last Lecture
    3. A Great Teaching Resource: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens

    Great DVDs for Psychology (3)

    1. Oprah’s 20th Anniversary DVD: A Great Psychology Resource
    2. Psychology DVD: A Child’s Brain: From Syllable to Sound
    3. Pay It Forward: A Great DVD for Teens
  • Summer Jokes for Teachers

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    Google Search “Summer Jokes for Teachers”

    1. What is a teacher’s favorite Jimmy Buffett song?… “Summerzcool.”
    2. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes)
    3. How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Jokes for Teachers)
    4. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water! 
    5. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
    6. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
    7. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)

    June Jokes for Teachers

    1. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
    2. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Ocean Jokes)
    3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
    4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
    5. June 5th World Environment Day: My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm. (Environment Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
    6. June 5th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated!” (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
    7. World Oceans Day: What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes)
    8. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
    9. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
    10. If you bring lobster to class, you better share… Or else it would be shellfish!
    11. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
    12. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
    13. Why is the home economics teacher so mean?… She beats the eggs! (Egg Jokes)
    14. June 14th: Flag Day: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
    15. June 15th: National Lobster Day Top 10 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
    16. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
    17. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
    18. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
    19. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
    20. Why was the teacher cross-eyed on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils.
    21. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard.
    22. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers.
    23. Why did the little lobster start wearing fancy clothes to the posh pier school?… She did it out of pier pressure. 
    24. What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
    25. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
    26. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites.
    27. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations!

    July Jokes for Teachers

    1. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
    2. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
    3. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Summer Olympic Jokes)
    4. 4th of July Jokes for Teachers: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
    5. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” ((4th of July Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
    6. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes)
    7. Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
    8. July 18th National Ice Cream Day: What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Ice Cream Jokes)
    9. July 31st: Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (Harry Potter Jokes)

    August Jokes for Teachers

    1. August 1st: Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
    2. August 2nd: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
    3. August 3rd National Watermelon Day: Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy.
    4. August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
    5. Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Skateboarding Jokes)
    6. Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (July Jokes)
    7. Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
    8. Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    9. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind A gust of wind blew my homework away! (Hurricane Jokes)
    11. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?… He had his head in the clouds. (Giraffe Jokes)
    12. August 12th World Elephant Day: 2021 World Elephant Day Jokes: 21 Funny Elephant Jokes: Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
    13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    14. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
    15. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Labor Day Jokes)
    16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go high school tryouts! (Super Bowl Jokes)
    17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School
    18. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    19. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
    21. The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.
    22. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
    23. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over! 
    24. August 9th: Shark Week Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    25. August 2nd: Shark Week What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes & Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    26. A schoolteacher was taking her first golf lesson. “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor. “P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.” (Golf Jokes)
    27. Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?… He was puttering around. (Golf Jokes)
    28. My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in August, and her in November.
    29. August 3rd: Shark Week Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    30. August 12th: World Elephant Day: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
    31. August 4th: Shark Week What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark. (Top 10 Shark Jokes) Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
    32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
    33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
    34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
    35. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    36. Why did the peanut never come to school?… Because everyone was allergic to him.
    37. (Peanut Jokes)
    38. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping! (Back to School Jokes)
    39. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school! (Back to School Jokes)
    40. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice! (Football Jokes)
    41. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to soccer practice! (Soccer Jokes)
    42. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice! (Volleyball Jokes)
    43. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cross country practice!
    44. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to field hockey practice!
    45. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cheerleading practice!
    46. August 1st: Shark Week Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    47. August 31st: International Bacon Day: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes) (Bacon Jokes)
    48. August 2nd: Shark Week What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes& Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    49. August 3rd: Shark Week Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    50. Shark Week What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
    51. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
    52. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
    53. August 8th Back to School Jokes: A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
    54. Back to School Jokes: Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
    55. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 50 State Jokes)
    56. Back to School Jokes: Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
    57. Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids &Full Moon Names & Meanings 1)
    58. Back to School Jokes: The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either.
    59. Back to School Jokes: Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Police Jokes for Kids)
    60. Back to School Jokes:
    61. Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather, but I’m 99% sure it’s August.
  • Labor Day Jokes

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    Google Search “Labor Day Jokes”

    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
    2. Farming Jokes: Happy Labor Day…. Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!
    3. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
    4. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops… What is a work station?
    5. I love Labor Day… What other day do you get to celebrate work without actually doing any?
    6. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned.
    7. Baseball Jokes: I wanted to earn a little extra money being a baseball umpire… but my home plate was full.
    8. My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me.  
    9. How do lifeguards get paid?… With sand dollars.
    10. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. 
    11. Barber Jokes: I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it.
    12. I was a masseur for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
    13. September Jokes for Teachers: How many teachers work in your school?… About half.
    14. Earth Day Jokes: I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. 
    15. Dog Jokes: How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound.
    16. Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect!
    17. Gymnastics Jokes: Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. 
    18. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’ Boss: You’re still fired! 
    19. Maine Tourist: “Nice little town, so old & quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
    20. Here’s to hopefully having jobs when we return from Labor Day Weekend.
    21. I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered.
    22. September Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the date of Labor Day this year? 
    23. 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss. 
    24. Fireworks Jokes: Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired.
    25. Teacher Jokes for September: I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class.
    26. Navy Jokes: I thought about joining the Navy to be on a submarine… But I changed my mind, I had a sinking feeling about that career path.
    27. Navy Jokes: A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the Navy… You’d be a subcontractor. 
    28. Tree Jokes: I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe.
    29. I don’t really like working as a waiter… But hey, at least it puts food on the table.
    30. Baseball Jokes: This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the MLB baseball manager get fired?… for stealing signs. 
    31. Graduation Jokes: I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. 
    32. Grandparent Jokes: My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker. 
    33. From the moment I became an archaeologist… my career was in ruins.
    34. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
    35. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” 
    36. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend. 
    37. I quit working for Nike… I just couldn’t do it anymore.
    38. Movie Jokes: I tried being a movie extra… but it wasn’t my scene.
    39. My career at the stationery company isn’t going anywhere.
    40. Retirement Jokes: I stopped doing handyman work… I couldn’t live on a fixed income.
    41. I got laid off from the unemployment office and still had to show up the next day.
    42. I have some jokes about unemployed people… but none of them work.
    43. After all those years working as a limousine driver… I don’t have much to chauffeur it.
    44. Dad Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
    45. Pizza Jokes: Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? 
    46. Dad Jokes: What does your father do for a living?… He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. I four half-sisters and a half-brother.
    47. I wasn’t feeling fulfilled as a phlebotomist… All my work was in vein.
    48. Flag Day Jokes: I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. 
    49. Navy Jokes: I became a chef after I left the Navy… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. 
    50. Oklahoma Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe?… Canoe Who?… Canoe you name America’s Biggest Labor Day Party! (Rocklahoma)
    51. Why did the employee get fired from Pepsi?… They found Coke in his system.
    52. Music Jokes: What is an iron worker’s favorite band?… Steely Dan. 
    53. I just lost my job as a psychic… I did not see that coming.
    54. My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent. 
    55. Milk Jokes: My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders. 
    56. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! 
    57. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. 
    58. My boss told a joke during our zoom call today… It wasn’t even remotely funny.
    59. I’m thinking about working search and rescue… They’re always looking for people.
    60. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry… he’s collecting workers chomp. 
    61. Why did elephants form a union… They work for peanuts. 
    62. In honor of Earth Day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. 
    63. Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day Weekend.
    64. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: I tried to start an online Chocolate Chip Cookie store… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
    65. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. 
    66. I tried working at the IRS… but it was too taxing.
    67. I used to be a professional bowler… I’ll spare you the details.
    68. My coworkers tell me I’m condescending… That means I talk down to people.
    69. There’s no training to be a garbage man… You just pick it up as you go along.
    70. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big plate of chocolate chip cookies! 
    71. Tree Jokes: Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job… They should take a bough. 
    72. I was considering working for Uber… but I don’t have the drive.
    73. I tried working in a car muffler factory… but that was exhausting.
    74. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
    75. Pasta Jokes: I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. 
    76. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! 
    77. Doctor Jokes: What job has you asking people to pick their noses?… Plastic surgeon.
    78. Labor Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
    79. Doctor Jokes: Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day Weekend?… Weekend immune system.
    80. Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! 
    81. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day cookout?… Fission Chips. 
    82. Skiing Jokes: I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
    83. What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?… Raise the roof. 
    84. Donut Jokes: I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
    85. Psychology Jokes: I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing.
    86. Geography Jokes: What’s the best part about working in Switzerland?… I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
    87. Teacher Jokes for September: What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?… Supplies!
    88. What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?… Ian.
    89. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about day light savings time. 
    90. How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills!
    91. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” 
    92. My Labor Day is shaping up to be busier than any work day this year.
    93. Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. 
    94. Working at the call center was not for me… I don’t answer to anyone.
    95. Ice Cream Jokes: I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. 
    96. Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. 
    97. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. 
    98. I liked my job as a bank teller… until I lost interest.
    99. I thought about becoming a witch… so I tried that for a spell.
    100. If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services?
    101. My wife tells me I talk in my sleep all the time, but I’m skeptical… Nobody at work has mentioned it.
    102. Earth Day Jokes: I got a job at a paperless office… Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
    103. Navy Jokes: Working for the Navy pays just enough to stay afloat.
    104. Psychology Jokes: Why did the can crusher quit this job?… It was soda pressing.
    105. Lobster Jokes: Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company. 
    106. I am aspirin’ to be a professional pharmacist. 
    107. I used to own a paper company… but it folded.
    108. I wanted to be a professional poker player… but it wasn’t in the cards.
    109. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
    110. Now that I’ve gotten into astronomy… my whole career is looking up.
    111. Why was the ghost so tired?… He worked the graveyard shift. 
    112. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. 
    113. Teacher Jokes for September: I thought about being a history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. 
    114. Why did the Summer Camp counselor quit his job?… Because it was always in tents! 
    115. Hot Dog Jokes: She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. 
    116. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. 
    117. Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything by hand. It took me 15 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
    118. I keep trying to start an airline… but it never takes off.
    119. I got fired after one day on the bomb squad… but I had a blast.
    120. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling.
    121. I love being a maze designer… I get completely lost in my work.
    122. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.
    123. “I’m a firm believe in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” Thomas Jefferson
    124. Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?… He needed to recharge his batteries. 
    125. Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a Labor Day hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together! 
    126. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. 
    127. Teacher Jokes for September: “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds 
    128. Summer Jokes: What is Labor Day?… A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over. 
    129. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. 
    130. Lobster Jokes: Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day… she lobster job.
    131. Grandparent Jokes: What did grandma say about her career as a young girl?… “I worked at the shoe showroom, and then they gave me the boot.”
    132. I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” 
    133. Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you’ve hated for years. 
    134. My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.  He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”  I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.” 
    135. The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
    136. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. 
    137. Why was the cross-eyed math teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. 
    138. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. 
    139. I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. 
    140. Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents!
    141. Why did the track athlete take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to run some errands. 
    142. Why do we have Labor Day in September?… Because May Day was already taken!
    143. How did the tree get the job?… It had the right qua-leaf-ications. 
    144. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! 
    145. Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business. 
    146. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” 
    147. Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?… They’re seedy. 
    148. I’m staying in bed all day… It’s Lay-bor Day.
    149. Why was the lamp store open only on weekends?… Business was light.
    150. There’s nothing to do on La-bore Day.
    151. I get plenty of exercise at work – I’m always jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
    152. I started working as a plumber… Now my whole career is in the toilet.
    153. Do pigs celebrate La-boar Day?
    154. How many people work in your company?… About half.
    155. I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.
    156. How do you like working as a tailor?… It’s so-so.
    157. I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss but as a friend who can fire you.”
    158. What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday?… Genes.
    159. Do you know what they say about a clean desk?… It’s a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
    160. These funny Labor Day jokes are on a fixed income.
    161. Working on a ship pays just enough to stay afloat.
    162. Hard work pays off in the future… laziness pays off now.
    163. I kneaded dough so I got a job as a baker.
    164. I had to quit my job at the helium factory… I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
    165. I started my business with nothing… and I still have most of it.
    166. Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work… As long as they’re lunch hours.
    167. To err is human… To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
    168. I had to quit working as an elevator repairman… I couldn’t handle all the ups and downs.
    169. I got burned out working as a fireman.
    170. I didn’t get the job in Australia because I was un-koala-fied.
    171. Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
    172. I told a joke during our zoom call today… It wasn’t even remotely funny.
    173. I never became professional badminton player?… I was too high strung. 
    174. Why are trees the best networkers?… They’re constantly branching out! 
    175. The corn stalk decided to change careers… He went into a completely different field. 
    176. Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business. 
    177. Second Amendment: If you are against the second amendment… you could get fired. 
    178. Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper.
    179. I used to be a professional butt model… It was my carear.
    180. Tree Jokes: What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?… Sep-timber!
    181. Tree Jokes: What is an aborist’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
    182. I recently got fired as an architect… An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault. 
    183. I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out.   
    184. Why did the computer programmer take the day off on Labor Day?… Because he needed a byte to eat!  
    185. Why did the artist take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to brush up on his skills. 
    186. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates. They sent me to the manager’s office. 
    187. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. 
    188. Weren’t you a professional lobsterman?… Yes, but it seems that living on my net income was harder than I thought beforehand. 
    189. I got a job as an astronomer… My career was looking up. 
    190. Why did Grandma leave the job at the glue factory?… She could not stick with it.
    191. Why did the librarian take Labor Day off?… She needed to book some fun into her schedule. 
    192. Why did the tiler want to work on Labor Day?… Fear of missing grout. 
    193. Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing. 
    194. The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late. 
    195. Why is the archeologist depressed?… Because his career is in ruins.
    196. Why did the  elephants go on strike?… They work for peanuts.
    197. How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. 
    198. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes! 
    199. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. 
    200. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. 
    201. Why did the scarecrow win an award?… Because he was outstanding in his field. 
    202. In which part of the #bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. 
    203. I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down. I don’t like working on sundaes. 
    204. Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there… We appreciate everything you went through! 
    205. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar! 
    206. 7-year old niece: Is Aunty having her baby today?… Because you said today is Labor Day! 
    207. You know, I used to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… 
    208. My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. 
    209. I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. 
    210. Why did the Summer Camp director quit his job?… Because it was always in #tents!
    211. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter! 
    212. Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners.  
    213. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger. 
    214. What did the construction worker and pregnant lady have in common?… They were both in labor. 
    215. What do you say to an ice cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! 
    216. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. 
    217. Can you still “work it” on Labor Day? 
    218. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the history of Labor Day? 
    219. What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?… “I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!” 
    220. My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end. 
    221. Why did the insurance agent take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to insure her own well-being. 
    222. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. 
    223. My Dad used to work all day grinding up tree bark and branches… He was always a chipper guy. 
    224. Why can’t #carpenters play hockey?… They always gets nailed to the boards. 
    225. Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes.
    226. Why do giraffes make bad bosses?… Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees! 
    227. My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…. That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon. 
    228. 2 bankers went to a taqueria & ordered 2 drinks. Then they produced #tacos from their briefcases & started to eat! The waiter was concerned & told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders & then exchanged tacos.
    229. Why did the baker stop making donuts, cakes & cupcakes?… He was fed up with the hole business! 
    230. This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
    231. When I grow up I want to be a veterinarian then go into the army, and become a veteran so I can become…A Vet Vet. 
    232. I called the local #gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” 
    233. Why didn’t the government pay attention to the issues of the local workers who worked in caves on Labor Day?… They considered them miner issues. 
    234. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now! 
    235. On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at Sea World. On the other h. . . AARGH!!! 
    236. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. 
    237. As I have gotten older & wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays and of course retirement.” Tom Goins 
    238. What do #coffee shop workers say on Monday?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! 
    239. What job did #SpiderMan apply for on Indeed?… Web developer.  
    240. Why did the #lawnmower stop working on Labor Day?… It was tired of getting pushed around. 
    241. Why don’t comedians celebrate Labor Day?… They’re always working on their jokes! 
    242. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. 
    243. Why do #construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. 
    244. What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent. 
    245. Why did the mathematician take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to factor in some relaxation time.
    246. Why did the musician take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to rest his keys. 
    247. What did the out of work rat write on his cardboard scrap?… Don’t mind pressing a lever for food. 
    248. How’s the fireworks business?… Booming!!
    249. I’m good at fireworks displays… I’ve got a flare for it. 
    250. Why did the firefighter take Labor Day off?… He needed to extinguish his stress. 
    251. 1st worker: “I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.” Co-worker: “It’s pronounced ‘Croissant’ and you ate 4 of them.”
    252. Previously a baker, I struggled to make enough dough. Now, as a watermelon farmer, the business is thriving and juicy.
    253. Why did the plumber take Labor Day off?… He needed to drain the stress out of his system. 
    254. What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED!
    255. I thought about being a history major, but I couldn’t see a future in it.
    256. Why did the robot take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to recharge his batteries. 
    257. Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?… Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves.
    258. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you take me to a Labor Day Cookout? 
    259. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. 
    260. I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. 
    261. Why were the police on a lookout for the maze designer?… He had gotten lost in his own work.
    262. Why did the mechanic take Labor Day off?… He needed to oil up his engine and recharge his batteries. 
    263. What month should you never ask to the work #overtime?… “NO” vember. 
    264. How do they hire Super Bowl #referees?… With stilts. 
    265. Why did the lifeguard take Labor Day off?… He needed a day to shore up his energy and catch some rays.
    266. Why did the carpenter take time off on Labor Day?… He needed to hammer out his vacation plans. 
    267. What did the pilot say when he hadn’t studied for his big airlines exam?… I’m just going to wing it.
    268. My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot. 
    269. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?…  When the days  get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. 
    270. In college I interned for a company that sold vaults… I really treasured my time. 
    271. Ski Pun: I used to be a professional ski athlete… It just went downhill from there. 
    272. Why did the #andscaper take Labor Day off?… He needed to mow down his stress. 
    273. Why did the dentist take #LaborDay off?… She needed to floss her mind. 
    274. Why can’t croissant dough hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked.
    275. Why did the #chef take the day off on #LaborDay?… Because he needed to knead his dough. 
    276. Why did the #mailman take the day off on #LaborDay?… He needed to deliver himself from exhaustion. 
    277. Weren’t you a professional #lobster #fisherman?… Yes, but it seems that living on my net income was harder than I thought beforehand. 
    278. Why you gotta be #jalapeño in my #business?… I’m #nacho sure I want to #taco bout it.
    279. Why did the baker open a #tortilla factory?… For the extra dough!
    280. Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?… Because they are afraid of them striking.
    281. Why did the #teacher take the day off on #LaborDay?… She needed to grade herself on her time management skills. 
    282. Why did the #scientist take the day off on #LaborDay?… She needed to experiment with some fun! 
    283. Why did the dentist take the day off on #LaborDay?… He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills. 
    284. Why did the #chef take the day off on #LaborDay?… She needed to #cook up some fun. 
    285. Why did the #gardener take the day off on #LaborDay? He needed to plant himself on the couch. 
    286. Why did the #astronaut take the day off on #LaborDay?… He needed to take a giant leap into #relaxation. 
    287. Why did the banker take the day off on #LaborDay? She needed to deposit some #relaxation time in her schedule. 
    288. Why did the #lawyer take the day off on #LaborDay?… He needed to argue his case for #relaxation. 
    289. Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office. 
    290. My business selling #palm #trees wasn’t a success… People thought I was offering them a shady deal. 
    291. Why did the #police officer take the day off on #LaborDay?… She needed to patrol her own well-being. 
    292. What do you get when you cross #LaborDay with a #frog?… A day off that really #jumps!  s
    293. I’m so #tired from #working, I could #sleep through #LaborDay! 
    294. I don’t always take time off #work, but when I do, it’s for #LaborDay. 
    295. How do you know if your #boss is a #vampire?… They hate sunlight and love to suck the life out of #labor! 
    296. What did the big flower say to the little #flower on Labor Day? “You need to branch out and take a day off!” 
    297. What do you call a #pizza maker who works on #LaborDay?… A slice of life! 
    298. How do you know people who write instructions for places like #IKEA must be in good shape?… All that manual labor. 
    299. Why was the tunnel worker unhappy on Labor Day?… Because he was working with a boring machine. y
    300. What do you call a sick co-worker?… #Staff infection. 
    301. Why did the stand-up comedian’s joke on Labor Day didn’t work out?… Guess it was because he was preoccupied. 
    302. Why are #elephants always so broke?… They work for #peanuts.
    303. Why did the #elephants leave the #circus?… They work for #peanuts.
    304. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some #pizza on your way home from #work? 
    305. I never became professional #pickleball player?… I was too high strung. 
    306. How do they hire a #NBAdraft pick?… With stilts. 
    307. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! 
    308. What should Apple gift their employees on Labor Day?… Windows since they work in the dark.
    309. What do you call a group of sleeping union workers on Labor Day?.. A napkin! 
    310. What can you expect from the FEMA float at #MardiGras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day!
    311. Why shouldn’t people with a mean attitude become #masseurs?… Nobody wants to be rubbed the wrong way. 
    312. What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a #basketball game?… “NO” vember.  r
    313. What’s a drill team?… A group of dentists who work together. 
    314. What did the #sun say to the #moon on the day of the solar #eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.”
    315. Have you ever been to a #hotdog factory?… No, I haven’t #sausage a place.
    316. #Dentists practice the trade by going through many drills. 
    317. What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a potato?… A day to rest and hash out your problems. 
    318. How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out! 
    319. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock a lot. 
    320. Who has the most dangerous job in #Transylvania?… #Dracula’s dentist!  #dentists #LaborDay
    321. Why was the scarecrow awarded the best employee on International Workers’ Day?… He was out-standing in his field.
    322. Why did the #nurse take Labor Day off?… She needed to take a break and check her pulse. 
    323. How did the apple tree get the #job?… It had the right qua-leaf-ications.
    324. Why isn’t the #squirrel hard at #work collecting acorns at the oak #tree?… She called in #sick and went to the beech. 
    325. Why did the #zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up. 
    326. More companies should launch products on #AprilFoolsDay… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a #prank. 
    327. Why did the office worker take Labor Day off?… He needed a day to file away his stress. 
    328. What did the elephant do to unwind after work?… He watched ele-vision! 
    329. My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.” I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”  She said, “You’re fired.”
    330. The #taco #chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the #flu. 
    331. What do you call a group of union workers on Labor Day?… A day of rest-olution! 
    332. Why did the electrician take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to rewire his brain.
    333. Being #unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. 
    334. I never became professional tennis player?… I was too high strung.
    335. Whom did the #electrician union invite on Labor Day weekend event?… AC/DC!
    336. Did my wife tell you about a Labor day joke?… It didn’t work for her.
    337. Which #engineers were the most friendliest at the Labor Day BBQ?… Of course, civil engineers.
    338. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Middle School Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! 
    339. What should you not think about on Labor Day?… That the next holiday is Thanksgiving.
    340. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!”
    341. I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living…. It’s just something I can see myself doing.
    342. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works.
    343. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair.
    344. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
    345. If all #wealth is gained through #labor… why is it that the wealthy never have to do any? 
    346. What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! 
    347. If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day. 
    348. I thought about being a #middleschool #history #teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. 
    349. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. 
    350. The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.
    351. Why can’t cookie dough hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked. 
    352. As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone.
    353. The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!”
    354. Vladimir Putin has announced that he will be resigning as the President of Russia in January… He Putin his two month notice.
    355. I thought about being an elementary school history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. 
    356. Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
    357. Why did the teacher take Labor Day off?… She needed a break from grading all those papers.
    358. What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat.
    359. What’s an unemployed person’s favorite cookie?… Pooreo’s.
    360. What’s the hardest trick in skateboarding?… Getting a job.
    361. Daughter: Is Auntie having her baby today? Mother:  Why did you think she is about to give birth? Daughter:  Because you said today was Labor Day!
    362. Grandpa: “I used to have an origami business.” Grandson: “What happened to it?” Grandpa: “It folded!”
    363. Why was the pregnant woman worried?… She’d told her husband it was Labor day and instead of coming to the hospital, he’d gone straight home!
    364. I got a job as a banker. I quit on the first week of his new job… I just didn’t have a lot of interest in it.
    365. Why did the astrologer not choose to become a historian when he was in high school?… He didn’t see a future in that field.
    366. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.
    367. A worker was annoyed about only being allowed to use his left arm during work… He didn’t want to give up his rights.
    368. I am really excited about buying my first broom for my job as a cleaner… I was finally in the in-dust-ry.
    369. This Labor Day let’s salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
    370. The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.
    371. What do lawyers wear to work on Labor Day?… A lawsuit.
    372. Why did ancient Egyptians have a hard time recruiting laborers?… It was a pyramid scheme.
    373. What is Hercules’ favorite holiday?… Labor Day.
    374. What is a pregnant woman’s favorite holiday?… Labor Day. 
    375. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Labor Day?… A pouch potato!
    376. Why did the union refuse to march on Labor Day?… They needed a day off.
    377. I had a terrible Labor Day weekend.  My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.  She’s all right now.
    378. What do you call a group of workers who refuse to take a break on Labor Day?… Workaholics! 
    379. What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a golfer?… A day to tee off and relax. 
    380. How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van!
    381. What did the businesswoman say?… We’re in bees-ness now!
    382. What did the painter say to the wall on Labor Day? “Let’s take a break and enjoy the day off!” 
    383. Why did the painter take Labor Day off?… He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills.
    384. What do you call a factory worker who takes a day off? Unemployed on Labor Day! 
    385. Why did the grilled cheese sandwich maker get promoted?… He did a really gouda job at work.
    386. What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Boss
    387. The medicine factory was so quiet on Labor Day… you could hear a cough drop.
    388. I took a job as an upholsterer… but I never recovered.
    389. Lawyer Jokes: How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener.
    390. I studied to become a doctor… but I didn’t have enough patients for the job.
    391. I became a Velcro salesman… but I couldn’t stick with it.
    392. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
    393. I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
    394. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
    395. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung.
    396. Buck Moon Jokes: What is a banker’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    397. I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and… I didn’t have the right altitude.
    398. If today is labor day… how many babies were born?
    399. I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
    400. I thought about being a historian… but I couldn’t see a future in it.
    401. Cape Cod Jokes: Where do Cape Cod fish work?… The Offish!
    402. I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout.
    403. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor.”
    404. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company…. but the work was just too draining
    405. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
    406. Why are locksmiths open on Labor Day?… They are key workers.
    407. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough… They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain.
    408. Why did the calendar factory worker get fired?… He took Labor Day off.
    409. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: I’m making a cookie brand called NIT (new incredible taste). It will be shaped like a chocolate chip cookie and will contain a fortune on the bottom… FortuneNIT for you.
    410. I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me.
    411. I turned to farming… but I wasn’t outstanding in my field.
    412. Since I became a lumberjack I have cut down 2,854 #trees… I know this because every time I cut one down I keep a log.
    413. I took a job as an elevator operator. The job had its ups and downs… then I got the shaft.
    414. I sold origami… but the business folded.
    415. I took a job at UPS… but I couldn’t express myself.
    416. Why did the submarine get a promotion?… It knew how to dive right into problems.
    417. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
    418. I was a professional fisherman… but I couldn’t live on my net income.
    419. So I’ve retired, and I find I’m a perfect fit for this job!
    420. Buck Moon Jokes: What is an investor’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    421. Summer Solstice Jokes: Why did the Summer Solstice get promoted?… Because it was at its peak performance!
    422. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
    423. Why don’t comedians tell jokes about Labor Day?… They don’t work.
    424. Why aren’t boys born on Labor Day?… There’s no male delivery.
    425. When is Labor Day?… About 9 months after Father’s Day.
    426. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why was Gandalf hunched over and stressed out?… He was short-staffed! 
    427. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the bald eagle start a business?… Because he wanted to soar to new heights!
    428. Dog Jokes: Why did the dog go to grad school?… To become a bark-chitect.
    429. Dog Jokes: What’s a dog’s ideal job?… Barkeology. 
    430. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the bald eagle apply for a job?… Because it needed to make some soaring income!
    431. What day are the most babies are born?… Labor Day.
    432. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
    433. I tried my hand at a professional career in racquetball, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung.
    434. I tried my hand at a professional career in table tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. 
    435. My mother was scared for me when I joined the Navy. It makes sense, my father was a telegraph operator in the navy and he got lost at C.
    436. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! 
    437. Lord of the Rings Jokes: What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?… A Tolkien Ring Network. 
    438. Lord of the Rings Jokes: What is an accountant’s favorite Lord of the Rings movie?… The Return of the King.
    439. Music Jokes: What is a florist’s least favorite band?… Badflower.
    440. Little League World Series Jokes: Which 2025 Little League World Series team was a favorite of arborists?… Brain TREE.
  • School Shootings: 7 Blogs to Help Teachers & Parents Cope

    These posts are in response to yet another tragic school shooting in Nevada on October 21, 2013. Hopefully, some of these blogs can help educators, teachers, parents, students, students and everyone deal with this senseless act.

    A National Tragedy: Helping Children Cope by the National Association of School Psychologists. There is no better resources for schools, parents, teachers, administrators, or communities.

    Trying to Make Sense of a Senseless Act by Tom Whitby’s Blog: My Island View A great example of why he is one of our Connected Educators!
    A Heroic Educator at Sandy Hook by Diane Ravitch. A great great example of why she is one of our Connected Educators!
    The Massacre At Sandy Hook Elementary School by Peter Langman, Ph.D. in Keeping Kids Safe.
    There Is No Lesson Plan For Tragedy – Teachers YOU Know What To Do by Angela Maiers. A great great example of why she is one of our Connected Educators!
    The Best Resources On Talking With Children About Tragedies by Larry Ferlazzo. A great great example of why he is one of our Connected Educators!
    Six tools to help kids deal with the Sandy Hook shootings CNN’s Schools of Thought Blog.
    My Town Tutors continues to strive to be a great resource for parents and teachers. We will add additional blogs as we find them. Please check back for updates.

  • 4 Transition Tips for Educators Starting a New Job

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    PJ Caposey is an award-winning educator, author of two books (Teach Smart and Building a Culture of Support), and sought after speaker and consultant specializing in school culture, principal coaching, effective evaluation practices, and student-centered instruction. PJ currently serves as the Superintendent of Schools for Meridian CUSD 223 in Northwest Illinois and can be reached via email (pcaposey@mail.meridian223.org) or twitter (@MCUSDSupe).

    Change is difficult. Nobody will argue that fact. I have always found change difficult because it involves a loss of the normalcy of the past. The change that occurs as a result of a job transition is no different than any other substantive change in your life. The crushing pressure placed upon us by outside sources and our own expectations can soon replace the excitement that comes from tackling a new opportunity.  While those pressures will most likely always exist, here are four suggestions for making the transition into any new job a little easier.

    Opportunity for personal growth

    Transition allows for a personal re-birth to take place. Job change and in particular job advancement generally occurs because you have been successful in your previous endeavors. This is not to suggest that you need to radically change who you are. I can say from my own personal experience and working with other very successful leaders, that some of our most productive behaviors can cease being habitual over time and transition allows for a clear opportunity to self-assess and reflect. This is an opportunity for you to grow yourself and do so without previous actions or relationships complicating the process.

    Be authentic

    Former NFL quarterback and head coach Jim Harbaugh recently accepted a job as the head football coach at the University of Michigan. A reporter asked Coach Harbaugh during his opening press conference if his personality would work with college-aged kids. His reply asserted that he hoped so because it was the only one that he had. People are hired for a reason – and it because of who they are as a person. Do not lose yourself trying to be something that you are not. Great leaders and teachers are great because they focus on their strengths, not their weaknesses.

    Listen, Learn, Lead

    Successful teachers and leaders have the ability to connect with individuals, set common goals, and work doggedly in their pursuit. It is near impossible to connect with others and set meaningful goals in a new environment when you are the one doing the talking. The failure to listen first; learn second; and lead third ultimately will result in someone leading from their position of authority. This diminishes relationships and can destroy cultures. If someone takes any piece of advice from this, please – LISTEN FIRST.

    Past successes are just that

    Hopefully, as educators move on in their career it is after experiencing some degree of success in a previous position. The principles and habits that fostered that success must come with you to the new position. Speaking of those successes and past employees, and even worse, viewing your current situation through the lens with which you did your previous is a recipe for disaster. Education is the most human of all industries. The students, the people, and the community of every school and district is different. As a leader you need to embrace the difference and adapt. Expecting to boilerplate the process that once made you successful and therefore experience the same results is simply not a recipe for success in your new environment.

  • Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

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    Google Search “Top 10 jokes For Each Month”

    September Jokes & September Knock Knock Jokes

    March Jokes & March Madness Jokes

    1. May Jokes for Kids
    2. June Joke for Kids
    3. August Jokes
    4. September Jokes
    5. October Jokes
    6. November Jokes
    7. December Jokes

    January Jokes

    January 1st:New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
    January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
    January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
    January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD(Candy Jokes)
    January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
    January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
    January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
    February Jokes

    1. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
    2. What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary (Coffee Jokes)
    3. What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary (Coffee Jokes)
    4. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary (College Jokes)
    5. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
    6. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)

    February 2nd: Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
    February 4th: Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
    February 13th: Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
    February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
    February 19th: Presidents’ Day JokesElection Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest by State): Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
    February 29th: Leap Year Jokes: What do athletes wear on Leap Day?… Jumpsuits. (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
     

    July Jokes / July Knock Knock Jokes

    1. July 1st Canada Day: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! 
    2. July 1st National Postal Worker Day: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
    3. July 4th: 4th Of July JokesHow come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
    4. July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
    5. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
    6. July 10th, 2025: Full Buck MoonWhat Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
    7. July 13th, 1985: Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
    8. July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
    9. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
    10. July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery ChannelI would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
    11. July 26th, 1775: American Revolution Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
    12. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
    13. World’s Shortest July Poem: Goodbye July!

    August Jokes & August Knock Knock Jokes

    1. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
    2. August 2nd National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich.
    3. August 3rd National Watermelon Day: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 
    4. August 4th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
    5. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
    6. Bee Jokes: What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
    7. Summer Jokes: What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog!
    8. Navy Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy. 
    9. August 9, 2025 Sturgeon Moon: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
    10. Summer Jokes: How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the winter!
    11. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
    12. August 12th World Elephant Day: 101 Elephant Jokes: Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. 
  • Teacher Tips: Back to School Week

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    Well, it’s finally here…. Back to school week.

    Weigh In: One thing that takes the backseat during the first weeks of school is exercise and health and die on the first day of school up on scale. Write down your way. And do your best to maintain or decrease this throughout the year. It is important to make exercise a priority. You will be a better teacher if you are healthy.

    Plan Out The 1st Week. The first week will be busy with lots of unexpected events. Do your best to keep the first week as free as possible.

    Plan the 1st Day of School: Administrators vary on when they share the schedule for the first day. Look at the schedule closely to see how you can be most efficient around scheduled activities of opening day.

    Sleep Schedule: A teacher’s summer sleep schedule is very different from the school year sleep schedule. Some people like to get up early and exercise. Some are in the building well before the bell rings. Others have school drop offs, exercise class, and may walk into the school just before the bell rings.

    No matter what the morning routine is, it will be a shock to the system. And like so much of the teaching profession, adjustments can be made at any time.

    Plan Your Departure Carefully: this can be a little tricky depending upon personal circumstances. A lot will depend upon your household and commitments to others. Are children going to school? Is a spouse going to work? Do you have to leave your pets?

    Allow For Extra Time: There may be an unexpected situation that needs to be addressed at school. This could involve a classroom change, a shortage of textbooks, meeting with a co-teacher. We all know Murphy’s Law. There WILL be an issue that you did not plan for that will require your attention. 

    There will be a teacher, hopefully not you, that will have a MAJOR curveball thrown at them. Even a simple conversation with a colleague could impact your day.

    Print Class Lists: Depending upon the level that you teach, this list could change significantly in the first two weeks. This is more of an issue for high school teachers.

    Print The Teaching Schedule: When is your prep period? When is your duty? What is your duty? Some schools have rotating schedules. Some schools have the same order of classes every day. Be familiar with your schedule because this is probably the most important information for how you will schedule your school day.

    Identify IEP‘s and 504 Plans: Be sure to review student IEP‘s and 504 plans. This will be useful as you plan your lessons and assessments for the year.

    Prepare for the 1st Day with Students: Often schools have a professional day or two before the students are in the classroom. The first impression and first five minutes with the students set the tone for the school year. So be sure you are ready! Know how you want to introduce yourself, your teaching style, and your classroom expectations.

    Commute: It has been quite a long time since the last day of school. Traffic patterns and construction projects could be quite different. Also, what will you do during the commute? Will you voice type some thoughts on the school year and school day? Will you make phone call? Listen to a podcast? Or simply listen to the radio?

    Good Luck! Check out our posts about A Teacher’s Year.

  • 101 Dog Jokes

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    Google Search “Dog Jokes”

    1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dog jokes.
    2. Camping Jokes: First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! 
    3. These dog jokes are FUR real funny!!!
    4. What is the difference between a man and a dog?… A man wears trousers, a dog pants.
    5. My dog accidentally ate sandpaper… it was rough.
    6. Grady the Greyhound would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    7. Butler Blue IV would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    8. Music Jokes: Who Let the Dogs Out by The Baha Men… The unofficial song of National Dog Day.
    9. Which breed of dog is the quietest?… A hush puppy!
    10. Book Jokes: Hush puppies… the unoffical dog of the American Library Association.
    11. My dog’s not fat… he’s just a little Husky.
    12. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
    13. Book Jokes: Which breed of dog is the favorite of librarians?… A hush puppy!
    14. Bee Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee.
    15. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?… His bark was much worse than it’s bite!
    16. What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation?… A waggin’!
    17. What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?… Flea markets.
    18. What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation to the beach?… A red waggin’!
    19. The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog: If you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away.
    20. What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation?… A covered waggin’!
    21. Navy Jokes: The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds… They will be subma-weiners. 
    22. Book Jokes: Have you read the book Raising Dogs?… No? You should it’s a pup-up book.
    23. Music Jokes: Three Dog Night… The unofficial band of National Dog Day.
    24. Pizza Jokes: What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni. 
    25. What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation?… A station waggin’!
    26. Tree Jokes: What trees are dogs most afraid of?… Redwoods, they have the biggest bark.
    27. I thought I was getting a guard dog… but I’ve come to realize I’ve just gotten a louder doorbell.
    28. I love my dog, but he does have one glaring fault… He can’t hold his licker.
    29. How did the dog get from Boston to New York?… He took a Greyhound.
    30. What kind of car does a dog drive?… A Fur-rari.
    31. Tree Jokes: Why do dogs make the best arborists?… Because they are experts in bark.
    32. Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?… Because you might step in a poodle.
    33. My friend says her dog will retrieve a ball over a mile away… but that sounds far-fetched to me.
    34. Baseball Jokes: Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?”
    35. Why did the family take their dog to the watchmaker?… It had ticks!
    36. Egg Jokes: What do dogs eat for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
    37. Hot Dog Jokes: What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. 
    38. Why did the poor puppy chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet!
    39. Why did the puppy cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot!
    40. New York Jokes: What is the puppy’s favorite city?… New Yorkie!
    41. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the dog do so well in school?… He was the teacher’s pet.
    42. What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?… A flea market!
    43. Where should you go if your dog is missing?… The lost and hound.
    44. Field Trip Jokes: What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
    45. Watermelon Jokes: What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?… A Melon Collie.
    46. Book Jokes: Dog Man… The unofficial book of National Dog Day.
    47. My dad adopted a dog from the local blacksmith… As soon as he got home, he made a bolt for the door.
    48. Halloween Jokes: What’s a dog’s favorite trick to do on Halloween?… Play dead.
    49. American Revolution Jokes: Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?… Bone Franklin.
    50. American Revolution Jokes: What do you get when you cross a patriot with a dog?… A Yankee poodle dandy!
    51. Heaven forbid you forget to feed your dog… he’ll hound you about it all day.
    52. Walking Jokes: What did one flea say to the other?… Should we walk or take a dog?
    53. Black Friday Jokes: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
    54. Music Jokes: What is a dog’s favorite instrument?…  A trombone.
    55. What kind of dog does Dracula have?… A bloodhound! 
    56. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
    57. Navy Jokes: Which breed of dog is most common in the Navy?… The aircraft terrier. 
    58. Halloween Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! 
    59. Hot Dog Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
    60. Field Trip Jokes: Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
    61. Teacher Jokes for August: Why are conjunctions dogs’ favorite parts of speech?… Dogs love buts.
    62. Barber Jokes: What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?… A shampoo-dle.
    63. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a large dog that meditates?… Aware wolf. 
    64. Teacher Jokes for August: What did the dog say to its teacher when it forgot its homework?… “My owner ate my homework.”
    65. College Jokes: What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?… Their masters.
    66. I tried to trick my dog into eating a healthy snack… but he didn’t bite.
    67. College Football Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    68. Raining cats and dogs is one thing, but you know the weather is really bad when you see it reindeer.
    69. What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?… Any kind. A building can’t jump!
    70. Winter Jokes: What do you call a dog that’s playing outdoors in winter?… A chili dog.
    71. Psychology Jokes: What did the therapy dog say to her client?… “That’s ruff.”
    72. What do you get a dog for its birthday?… Pupcakes!
    73. What do you call a zoo with no animals except for one dog?… A shih tzu.
    74. What did the Dalmatian say when he finished dinner?… That hit the spot.
    75. What’s the best way to stop your dog from barking in the front yard?… Put him in the backyard.
    76. Police Jokes: What did the police officer do when he saw a dog giving birth on the side of the road?… Gave her a ticket for littering.
    77. Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?… Dingo Starr!
    78. What’s the friendliest thing in the world?… A wet dog.
    79. Why did the dog go to the bank?… To make a de-paws-it.
    80. What do you call a dog crossed with a calculator?… A best friend you can always count on!
    81. Psychology Jokes: Why were the fleas depressed?… Their whole town was going to the dogs.
    82. What did the mommy dog say to the baby dog at bedtime?… “Hush, puppy!”
    83. Hot Dog Jokes: What do you give a dog with a fever?… Ketchup! Everyone knows that’s the best thing to put on a hot dog.
    84. Pizza Jokes: What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza?… Pupperoni and snausage!
    85. Who is the most famous doggy magician in history?… Houndini.
    86. What is Dracula’s favorite breed of dog?… A bloodhound!
    87. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He always wanted to get a long little doggy.
    88. What did the snowman name his pet dog?… Frost, because he bites.
    89. College Jokes: What did the dog do when he graduated from obedience school?… He had a paw-ty!
    90. Music Jokes: I’ve taught my dog to bark along to ‘Sweet Caroline’… He’s a bit of a ruff Diamond…
    91. Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the pooch sit in the shade?… He was a hot dog!
    92. What happened when the girl took her dog to a flea circus?… He stole the show!
    93. Egg Jokes: What is a dog’s favorite breakfast?… Pooched eggs and pupcakes.
    94. What kind of dog should you get if you’re always late?… A watchdog!
    95. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlepoo!
    96. College Football Jokes: What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football?… Golden receiver.
    97. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of store?… Re-tail.
    98. College Football Jokes: Bully would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    99. College Football Jokes: Smokey X would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    100. College Football Jokes: Reveille would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    101. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog!
    102. What kind of dog chases anything red?… A Bulldog!
    103. College Football Jokes: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer.
    104. Labor Day Jokes: How do dogcatchers get paid?… By the pound.
    105. Police Jokes: What do you call a great dog detective?… Sherlock Bones!
    106. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. 
    107. Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?… A New Yorkie!
    108. How do fleas travel from place to place?… By itch-hiking!
    109. What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle 
    110. American Revolution Jokes: What do you get if you cross a patriotic American with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle.
    111. Prom Jokes: Why did the dog skip the prom?… Because he had two left feet.
    112. Homecoming Jokes: Why did the dog skip the Homecoming Dance?… Because he had two left feet.
    113. Music Jokes: What did the dog install in his car to impress all his friends?… A subwoofer!
    114. What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?… Sparky.
    115. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You can step in a poodle!
    116. Who is the puppy’s favorite comedian?… Growlcho Marx!
    117. What did the dog say to the flea?… Stop bugging me!
    118. Labor Day Jokes: What’s a dog’s ideal job?… Barkeology. 
    119. Psychology Jokes: What do you call it when a stressed dog goes shopping?… Re-tail therapy.
    120. College Jokes: Why did the dog go to grad school?… To become a bark-chitect.
    121. Tree Jokes: What did the dog say to the tree?… Bark.
    122. Cat Jokes: What did the cat say to the dog?…Check meow-t!
    123. Cat Jokes: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 
    124. What do you call a dog magician?… A labracadabrador.
    125. Navy Jokes: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?… A petticoat!
    126. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?… The re-tail store.
    127. College Football Jokes: Jonathan the Husky would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    128. Doctor Jokes: What do a call a dog that sneezes?… A-choo-wawa.
    129. Dogs are terrible with boundaries…. instead of standing up for themselves, they just roll over.
    130. College Football Jokes: Handsome Dan would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    131. College Football Jokes: Jack the Bulldog would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
    132. Why do dogs float?… Because they’re good buoys!
    133. Music Jokes: What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?… a Sub-woofer.
    134. What’s a dog’s favorite type of workout?… Pawlates!
    135. Doctor Jokes: What’s the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?… A doggy roverdose.
    136. Walking Jokes: Why did the boy name his dog Ten Miles?… So he could tell his gym teacher he walked Ten Miles every day.
    137. What’s a herding dog’s favorite game?… Hide and sheep.
    138. Why are there no losers in a Dachshund race?… They’re all weiners.
    139. What is the fastest dog in the world?… A Labraghini.
    140. What kind of dog never throws anything away?… A hoarder collie.
    141. American Revolution Jokes: What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?… A revolutionary warthog!
    142. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chilli Dog.
    143. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?… That hit the spots!
    144. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog.
    145. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?…a shampoodle!
    146. I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore… He can be such a bark seat driver.
    147. Black Friday Jokes: How do dogs pay for their shopping?… They scan the bark codes.
    148. What happened when the puppy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
    149. What do you get if you cross a gold puppy with a telephone?… A golden receiver!
    150. What does my puppy and my phone have in common?… They both have collar I.D.
    151. Skeleton Jokes: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… boneappetite.
    152. What do puppies and story tellers have in common?… They both have tails!
    153. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?… Because they have two left feet.
    154. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz!
    155. Cemetery Jokes: Why do puppies bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees!
    156. Music Jokes: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?… “I must throw that doggie out the window!”
    157. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower!
    158. Why do puppies wag their tails?… “Because no one else will do it for them!”
    159. What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?… “Well, doggone!”
    160. Why didn’t the puppy speak to his foot?… Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw! 
    161. Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?… He was CON-fused!
    162. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?… A friend you can count on.
    163. Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?… It was a dog and pony show.
    164. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?…  The collie wobbles!
    165. What do you call a black Eskimo dog?… A dusky husky!
    166. When does a dog go “moo”?… When it is learning a new language!
    167. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?… It barked with de-light!
    168. What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?…It starts raining cats and dogs.
    169. What is a dog’s favorite sport?…Formula 1 drooling! 
    170. Why did the dog wear white sneakers?… Because his boots were at the menders!
    171. What is a dog’s favorite food?… Anything that is on your plate!
    172.  What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?… A sausage dog!
    173. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?… A dog that chases cars – and catches them! 
    174. Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.
    175. What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?… Ten After One.
    176. Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark.
    177. Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?… Because they always it the Paws button!
    178. Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?… Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
    179. What is a dog’s favorite flower?… Anything in your garden!
    180. What’s a dog favorite hobby?… Collecting fleas!
    181. How does a dog stop a video?… By pressing the paws button.
    182. Where do you put barking dogs?… In a barking lot.
    183. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?… a chili dog on a bun! 
    184. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog.
    185. Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
    186. What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?… Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
    187. Why did the dog cross the road twice?… He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
    188. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?… Cockerpoodledoo!
    189. What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?… A shaggy dogs tale!
    190. I asked my dog what’s that thing on top of the house?… And the he said “Roof Roof.”
    191. What did the tree say to the dog? Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life. (Tree Jokes)
    192. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?… A croaker spaniel!
    193. What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?… Pupcakes!
    194. What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?… That’s ruffffffff!!
    195. Dalmatian say after his meal?… “That hit the spots!”
    196. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth!
    197. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?… He kept seeing spots!
    198. Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?… A Chi-ha-ha!
    199. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but they’re great at running Lab reports.
    200. A three-legged dog limps into a saloon and yells, “Listen up! I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
    201. If you want your dog to stop digging up your garden, all you have to do is take away his shovel.
    202. I’m deeply attached to about five people … and 400 dogs on the internet I’ve never met.