Divorce Jokes:

  1. Texas Jokes: I have so many failed marriages. The one good thing…. All my ex’s live in Texas.
  2. What do Gisele, Eli Manning, and Nick Foles all have in common?… All three managed to take a ring from Tom Brady.
  3. Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the divorce lawyer’s heart?… Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small
  4. Valentine’s Day Jokes: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, “guess who?”… A divorce lawyer.
  5. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.” 
  6. Shrimp Jokes: Why did the shrimp and the clam get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
  7. Why did the lobster and the shrimp get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
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