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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Peanuts jokes.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Charlie Brown jokes.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Snoopy jokes.
- Why were Charlie Brown, Linus and Lucy expelled from school on the same day?… Because that was the day the schools banned peanuts.
- The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations… All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.
- Pumpkin Pun: Gourd grief.
- What is Snoopy’s favorite Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young song?… Woodstock.
- What is Snoopy’s favorite music festival?… Woodstock.
- Peppermint Patty… the official candy of Peanuts.
- What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?… Where’s the wood, Chuck?
- I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts.
- Charlie Brown sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college…. He tells her he wants to be a counselor. She looks over his scores as says, “I think you’d make a good grief counselor.”
- What was #Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown.
- How much was Snoopy’s allowance?… Not too much. Actually, It was peanuts.
- What happened when #Snoopy went to the #flea #circus?… He stole the show.
- Why did the #Peanuts kids invite Schroeder to every event?… He had the keys.
- How are Snoopy and a marine biologist similar?… One wags his tail while the other tags a whale.
- #Lucy, #Linus, and #CharlieBrown are assigned a #history & #geography project. Each person was assigned a country to report on. “Wow!” Lucy said. “I got #Italy!” “Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got #Germany.” With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got #Iraq.”
- How did Charlie Brown’s parents know he was going to be a famous musician?… He kept saying “I gotta rock.”
- What did Snoopy meditate on Halloween?… He wanted to be the aware wolf.
- Where did Snoopy learn to love music?… Woodstock.
- What’s Snoopy’s favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni pizza.
- What did Snoopy wear a Timex?… To be a watch dog.
- Why did Snoopy stay in the shade?… So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
- Why did Snoopy need a bath?… He bumped into Pigpen.
- Why did Snoopy cross the road?… To get to the barking lot.
- How was Lucy able to listen to people’s problems?… She had a lot of patients.
- How did Snoopy win the card game?… He had all the flying aces.
- What does Snoopy like for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
- Why was Snoopy wearing a sweater?… He was Joe Cool.
- How does Snoopy stop a dvd?… He uses the paws button.
- What do you call a Snoopy when he has a fever?… A hot dog.
- Why was the elephant following Linus?… Elephants love Peanuts.
- What did Snoopy say to the flea?… Stop bugging me.
- What’s the most popular candy in Charlie Brown’s candy drawer?… Peppermint Patty
- How did Linus know Snoopy was calling him?… Collar ID.
- What did the waiter say to Snoopy?… Bone-appetit!
- Which video game does Charlie Brown play?… Minecraft – because he’s a block head.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Marcie…Marcie who?… Marcie you later Charlie Brown.
- What was Snoopy famous for on his Little League team?… His spit-ball.
- When does Charlie Brown and the Kite-Eating Tree call a truce?… On Arbor Day.
- Who borrowed the most books from Snoopy?… The Read Baron
- What does Snoopy like to put in his pumpkin pie?… His teeth!
- Why was Lucy so upset with Snoopy?… He kept snooping around her room.
- Who’s the sharpest in Peanuts?… Spike’s cactus
- What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting silly in Australia?… A dingo-ling
- Why did Snoopy want to play Minecraft?… His owner was a block head.
- Who did Charlie Brown see over and over again?… Rerun.
- What was Snoopy afraid of on Halloween?… Things that go Pumpkin the night.
- How did Snoopy get hurt?… Lucy Van Pelted him.
- What fairy tale was Charlie Brown’s favorite?… Little Red Riding Hood (because of the red-haired girl)