Egg Jokes

by | Nov 4, 2025 | Uncategorized

Egg Jokes:

  1. June 3rd National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  2. Hiking Jokes: How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up.
  3. What do dogs eat for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
  4. What is a dog’s favorite breakfast?… Pooched eggs and pupcakes.
  5. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes. eggs 
  6. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
  7. What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It.
  8. Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!
  9. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. 
  10. Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.  
  11. We love @baconised! Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? 
  12. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. 
  13. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried.  
  14. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.  
  15. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. 
  16. I was going to tell you a joke about an  …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 
  17. Where do eggs go to summercamp?… New Yolk City! 
  18. Green Eggs and Ham might not be my first choice for breakfast… but it is a cracking read!   
  19. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! 
  20. I was watching the BostonMarathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” 
  21. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint. 
  22. Hey @okcthunder! What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City.  
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. 
  24. What do chickens and iceCream have in common?… eggs! 
  25. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! 
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about eggs?
  27. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good egg knock-knock joke?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good egg knock knock jokes?
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for MothersDay.  eggs 
  31. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs!
  32. I was going to tell you a joke about … but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.  eggs  
  33. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled!  eggs lastdayofschool
  34. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!   comedy
  35. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!  
  36. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked.
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day!
  38. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching.  elephants eggs 
  39. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.  Thanksgiving eggs 
  40. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green eggs and Hamlet!  DrSeuss BroadwayCares ChristmasCountdown 
  41. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing hockey team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.  hockey eggs 
  43. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten.   eggs 
  44. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! 
  45. Why is the chef so mean?… She beats the eggs! 
  46. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP! 
  47. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. 
  48. What sport are the eggs good at?… Running!   
  49. What part did the egg play in the movies?… He was an “Egg-stra.”
  50. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination!  
  51. What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie!
  52. How do monsters like their eggs?… Terri-fried!   
  53. Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated”!  
  54. Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet.  
  55. Why are middleschool cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
  56. What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up.
  57. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City!  
  58. What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?… A western omelette!  
  59. What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree!  
  60. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. 
  61. How do eggs leave the highway?… By going through the eggs-it.  
  62. What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?… An alarm cluck.
  63. Boiled eggs…. Hard to beat, aren’t they?
  64. I saw an egg behaving oddly today…. It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
  65. Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?… Because of all the fowl language.
  66. I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor…. I prefer them poached.
  67. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?… The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
  68. Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?… In the egg-loo.
  69. An egg walks into a bar … And makes a real mess.
  70. How does a hen leave it’s house?…Through the eggs-it.
  71. GEGS. = Scrambled eggs.
  72. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?… It scrambled.
  73. Eggs are going up again…That’ll surprise a few chickens.
  74. I saw a sign earlier that said, “Free Range Eggs.”… I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
  75. If you can’t beat them…Just have your eggs fried.
  76. How do eggs get around?… On a s-egg-way.
  77. What’s an egg’s favorite movie?… Over Easy Rider.
  78. A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
  79. The bartender asks, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head?”
  80. The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”
  81. What do you call a self-obsessed egg?… An eggomaniac.
  82. I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
  83. The woman behind the counter asked me, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
  84. I said, “Does it affect the price?”
  85. “No, not at all.” she replied.
  86. I said, “In that case I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please.”
  87. What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?… An egg-arophobic.
  88. How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?… By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
  89. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 
  90. How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up!  
  91. What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. 
  92. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?…Federal Egg-spress. 
  93. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?… They egg-celerated! 
  94. Did you hear about McDonalds?… They eggspanded the breakfast menu. 
  95. What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! 
  96. Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?… Charles Chickens!
  97. What does a meditating egg say?… Ohmmmmmmmlet.  eggs
  98. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?… A brick layer.  
  99. Why do chickens lay eggs?… Because if they dropped them they would break! 
  100. What do Chickens grow on?… Eggplants! 
  101. What did the egg say to the clown?… You crack me up! 
  102. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head”. 
  103. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?… You’re “Egg-stra special”. 
  104. What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street?… EGGS-cuse me please! 
  105. What grows on yolk trees?… Egg-corns! 
  106. How do chickens pay for their groceries?… Using the eggs-press line. 
  107. Where do you find information about eggs?… In the hen-cyclopedia! 
  108. Who tells the best egg jokes?… Comedi-hens! 
  109. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! 
  110. What do you call an egg that goes on safari?… An eggs-plorer!
  111. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?… Just one, because then your stomach won’t be empty. 
  112. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?… The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 
  113. How do baby chickens dance?… Chick-to-chick! 
  114. What do you call a mischievous egg?… A practical yolker. 
  115. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?… It scrambled. 
  116. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?… An eggroll. 
  117. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?… An eggs-traterrestrial! 
  118. What do you call a good omelette?… Eggcellent. 
  119. How do you find prehistoric eggs?… With an eggscavator. 
  120. What do you call a handyman who lives on a farm?… An egg-chanic. 
  121. What do you when you make a egg laugh?… You crack it up. 
  122. What do eggs do for fun? Kari-yolkie What happens when a baby chick hatches?… It gets all egg-cited. 
  123. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from?…  A poul-tree! 
  124. What do you call a pig with a rash?… Ham and Eczema. 
  125. What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard?… It cracks up!
  126. How do you make an egg roll?… You push it! 
  127. Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
  128. SORT NEXT YEAR
  129. What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?…An egg-oholic.
  130. At a kid’s birthday party, the hired magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy’s ear.
  131. “There!” he said proudly. “I bet your Mum can’t produce eggs without hens, can she?”
  132. “Oh yes, she can,” said the boy. “She keeps ducks.”
  133. A wife was cooking her husband fried eggs for breakfast. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
  134. “Careful,” he shouted, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!”
  135. The wife stared at him like he was crazy.
  136. She said, “What on earth is the matter with you? Do you think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
  137. The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
  138. A woman takes her son to the doctor’s and tells the doctor that he thinks he’s a chicken.
  139. The doctor asks, “How long has he been like this?”
  140. The woman replies, “Three years.”
  141. The doctor exclaims, “Three years! Why didn’t you bring him in sooner?”
  142. The woman says, “We needed the eggs.”
  143. Two eggs are in a  frying pan.
  144. The first egg says “It’s boiling in here”.
  145. The second egg says “Wow! A talking egg!”
  146. It’s my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I’ve found my sea legs.
  147. I’m not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don’t lay eggs.
  148. What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?… Scrambled eggs.
  149. When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron’s eggs…. No egrets.
  150. My son’s asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It’s really cheap though so I don’t mind…. I’m not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
  151. Eggs – the original boneless chicken.
  152. I never count my chickens before they’re hatched… Because they’re eggs.
  153. A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
  154. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” so he walks in and sits down at a table.
  155. The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.
  156. The man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”
  157. “Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies
  158. The man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urrghhh!!”
  159. The waitress is a little taken aback, but stays calm and asks him, “No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”
  160. The man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”
  161. My dad always used to tell me, “Never put all your eggs in one basket.”…Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
  162. Fried eggs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.