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- XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada in curling?
- Olympic curling seems like the kind of game… Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
- We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA won the Silver Medal at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
- Curling Jokes: Why are curlers good at cleaning?… They love to sweep.
- Curling Jokes: What’s a curling stone’s favorite TV show?… “Breaking Bad.”
- Steve Austin, shocked after picking up a cool curling stone from the ice… “Stone cold!”
- Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
- What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out!
- Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
- What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
- What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
- What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
- Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?… Discus.
- Why does Jesus always go first when the disciples go Curling?… Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
- How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?… You take away its broom.
- Why did man invent curling?… To convince women sweeping was a sport.