Google Search “Smile Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about smiles.
- What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… #Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter & the last.
- Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out!
- We love @AmericanHiking! If you aren’t cracking a #smile while #hiking on the mountain… then you need to have a little change in altitude!
- How do you get a mouse to #smile?… Say #cheese!
- Why do #grandpas smile all the time?… Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying!
- I decide to make sure my wife woke up with a big #smile on her face this morning… I can’t have Sharpies in the house anymore.
- #Smiles are like @Hanes #underwear… They keep your cheeks up.
- #Smile and the world #smiles with you. Fart… and you smile alone.
- Why did the #deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.”
- Want to hear something that’ll make you #smile?… Your face #muscles.
- He who #smiles in a #crisis… has found someone to blame.
- Why do #grandparents smile all the time?… Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying! l
- I was sitting at the bar alone the other day, then a pretty lady asked me if the seat is taken with a gentle smile on her face. So I said “of course not, by all means, have a seat” “Thank you so much”, she replied And proceeded to take the chair.
- Smiles are contagious… Wear a mask.
- When is the best time to go to the #dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
- Hey @AmerDentalAssn! Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back.
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth.
- Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
- What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
- What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station.
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear.
- What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.”
- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist
- Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
- Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist.
- Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?… “The Dentist will see you now.”
- Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling. Q
- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?… He wanted to transcend dental medication!
- If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
- Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
- People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
- I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.
