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- Mom Jokes: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
- Dog #1: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Dog #2: No… but it makes my mouth water.
- Skiing Jokes: A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got back, her husband asked her, “So, how did it go?” “Fine,” she replied, “but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.”
- One behaviorist meets another one on the street. He says, “Hi. How am I feeling today?”
- College Jokes: Johnny paid his way through college by waitering in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well,” said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.” “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.” “Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Johnny said. “By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer. “Applied psychology.”
- Barber Jokes: Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?… Classical conditioning.
- Retirement Jokes: What did the hippocampus say when it retired?… “Thanks for the memories.”
- Christmas Jokes: Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself.
- Doctor Jokes: Patient: I have the same dream. I see wigwams and teepees. Psychiatrist: Your problem is your are two tents.