Top 10 Constitution Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about the Constitution.
2. Looney Tunes Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is a BIG fan of the NRA and a huge supporter of the 2nd amendment?… Elmer Fudd.
3. Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
4. I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles.
5. I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
6. I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd Amendment is worthless… They were triggered.
7. Maybe I should join Planet Fitness! I’ve been told I have a Supreme Court figure… No appeal.
8. Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?
9. The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work… The right to bare arms.
10. Asked my friend what he’d do if the 1st Amendment was abolished… He couldn’t say.