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- Grandparent Jokes: After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
- College is similar to high school… To a degree.
- It was college graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
- Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a college graduation photographer.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps & gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
- College Graduation: the only time you can wear a cap and gown and not be questioned!
- College Graduation: where the tassel was worth the hassle!
- What do you get when you complete a college science class?… A graduated cylinder.