Top 10 Duke Basketball Jokes

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1. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
2. “I HATE Christian Laettner”… said no Duke Fan Ever!
3. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Is it crazy that Cameron (a 6’9″ power forward) and Cayden (a 6’4″ guard) Boozer plays at Cameron Indoor Stadium… in front of the Cameron Crazies?
4. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction in March Madness 2025.
5. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Interesting fact about the Alcoholics Anonymous 2026 March Madness Brackets. No one had Duke winning it all… They don’t like Boozers.
6. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Who is the most popular March Madness basketball hobbits?… Duke. They live in the Shire and love Coach Jon Scheyer.
7. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
8.  Baylor Basketball Jokes: 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
9. Arizona Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
10. Baseball Jokes: What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K!