- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST Barbie jokes in the world.
- They had a Barbie night for the Boston RedSox… It was at “Ken” way park (Near #KenmoreSquare)
- Did you hear there’s a new Divorce Barbie?… It comes with all of Ken’s accessories.
- How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store?… Barbecue.
- What do you call three Barbies in a line?… BBQ.
- Why did Barbie break up with Ken?… He kept toying with her emotions.
- What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?… They called the the navel reserve.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him?… He became Bro Ken.
- What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?… A barbie sitter.
- Why aren’t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore… the Kardashian’s took it all.
- What do you call a doctor for Barbies?… A plastic surgeon.
- Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now?… She comes with all of Ken’s stuff.
- Where was Barbie’s boyfriend from?… Kentucky.
- Why did #Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company that makes #Barbie dolls?
- In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who’s a #homeless man from New Jersey… Hobo Ken.
- What did the authorities do when #Barbie’s boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?… They contacted his next of Ken.
- What are they calling Barbie’s husband after a nap?… A woke Ken.
- My daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill… Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
- What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?… A barbeque.
- See the new “recently divorced” #Barbie doll you can now get?… She comes with Ken’s Corvette.
- I was surprised to find that “Trailer Park Barbie” doesn’t come with bruising on her body… Then I realized battery not included.
- How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?… Plastic Surgery.
- What do you call a Barbie on fire?… A Barbecue!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… #Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actor who plays Ken in the Barbie Movie?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actress who plays Barbie in the Barbie Movie?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the director of the Barbie Movie?
- What did the newspaper print when Barbie died of a drug overdose?… A barbituary.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Barbie’s boyfriend?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Ken’s girlfriend?
- Why did Barbie divorce Ken?… He kept toying with her emotions.
