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- Kentucky Derby Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby?
- Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized.
- Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
- Punxsutawney Phil came out and threw his hat in the air… That means six more weeks of Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns.
- Never trust a man wearing a hat… They’re always trying to cover something up.
- What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar.
- I just bought a new hat… with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind.
- Two hats are hanging on a hat rack…. One says to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
- What does an #NHL #hockey player & a #magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- I just entered the Town’s tightest hat competition.. hope I can pull it off.