101 Winter Solstice Jokes

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Winter Solstice Jokes:

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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Solstice jokes.
  2. Well, tomorrow is gonna be a short day…… What with the winter solstice and all….
  3. Today is the shortest day of the year… Don’t worry, it’ll pass quickly!
  4. Today is a very dark day… Enjoy your Winter Solstice!
  5. I’m going to a Winter Solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
  6. It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the Winter Solstice.
  7. Why is the Winter Solstice considered an excellent storyteller?… Because he is always short and to the point.
  8. Why is the Winter Solstice a terrible guest?… It never brightens anyone’s day.
  9. Do you know the Winter Solstice’s favorite song?… “Here Comes the Sun!”
  10. Why are Winter Solstice fans terrible at cooking?… They’re always short on thyme.
  11. Why didn’t the sun show up for the Winter Solstice party?… It needed some “space.”
  12. What’s a snowman’s favorite Winter Solstice activity?… Chillin’ out!
  13. How does the sun relax on the Winter Solstice?… It takes a few rays off.
  14. What did one snowman say to the other on the Winter Solstice?… Do you carrot all about the cold?
  15. What do you call a party on the Winter Solstice?… A cool gathering!
  16. What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there—it’s a phase!”
  17. What did the snowflake say to the wind on the Winter Solstice?… Thanks for giving me a lift! 
  18. What is the biggest night for most people?… The Winter Solstice! 
  19. A man going to a WinterS olstice party at his in-laws. He said, “Wish me luck, it’s going to be a long night.” 
  20. Which place has the shortest days?… Italy as it turns on its axis the fastest. 
  21. What do you call an outdoor movie night on the Winter Solstice?… Sundown Cinema… that starts at 4 p.m. 
  22. What’s the Winter Solstice’s favorite candy?… Snowcaps—it’s seasonal! 
  23. What is the Winter Solstice’s favorite hobby?… Solar Reading! 
  24. For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices… I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant. 
  25. Why did the Pepperidge Farm gingerbreadman go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. r
  26. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite 
  27. What did the Keebler Elves gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
  28. I’m throwing a hobbit party to celebrate the Winter Solstice… It’s just a little get-together.
  29. How do snowmen #travel around?… By icicle!
  30. How does one #snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Solstice? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Solstice knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Solstice knock knock jokes?
  32. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  33. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  34. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  35. What is the snowman’s favorite #breakfast?… Frosted flakes!
  36. Where does the #snowman go to dance?… A snow ball!
  37. What do #snowmen eat for #breakfast?… Snowflakes!
  38. What do you have in #December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
  39. What do snowmen like to do on the #weekend?… Chill out.
  40. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… #Snow and tell.
  41. What did one #snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell #carrots?
  42. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… #Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  43. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
  44. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  45. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  46. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
  47. Where do snowmen go to #dance?… Snowballs!
  48. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  49. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet! (Snowman Jokes)
  50. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes)
  51. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  52. How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer! (Snowman Jokes)
  53. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
  54. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
  55. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  56. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne!
  57. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  58. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of #snow. https://bit.ly/2EFoGse #WinterSolstice #Winter 
  59. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
  60. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  61. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
  62. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
  63. Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank!
  64. What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle!
  65. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  66. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Snowman Jokes)
  67. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  68. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake! (Snowman Jokes)
  69. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?…  When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  70. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside!
  71. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
  72. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
  73. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  74. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer.
  75. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  76. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  77. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
  78. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding h
  79. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
  80. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite.
  81. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! 
  82. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! 
  83. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  84. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Answer: Brrrr- itos.
  85. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  86. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  87. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes!
  88. Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
  89. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
  90. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
  91. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out.
  92. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
  93. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
  94. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business !
  95. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
  96. A man walks into a bar the day after the winter solstice & orders a quadruple vodka The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs, “It’s been a long night.”
  97. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  98. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  99. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
  100. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
  101. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  102. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
  103. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
  104. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  105. How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer!
  106. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
  107. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
  108. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
  109. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne!
  110. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
  111. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  112. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
  113. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  114. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
  115. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
  116. Where does a polarbear keep its money?… In a snow bank!
  117. What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle!
  118. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  119. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody!
  120. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  121. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake
  122. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?…  When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  123. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside!
  124. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
  125. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
  126. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  127. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer.
  128. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  129. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  130. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
  131. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
  132. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
  133. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  134. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  135. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in!
  136. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra.
  137. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.