101 Santa Jokes

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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Santa jokes.
  2. What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
  3. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  4. Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?… Jack Frost.
  5. Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?… All of his bowls were filled with jelly.
  6. What is Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws.
  7. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt AND… you will be put on the naughty list!
  8. What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys?… Coke a Coal-a.
  9. What did Santa say when he returned home after delivering the gifts around the world?… There’s snow place like home.
  10. Does Santa believe in fate?… Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.
  11. What does Santa eat for dinner at the North Pole?… Chill-i.
  12. Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?… The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.
  13. What is Santa’s least favorite insect?… A bah humbug.
  14. Why does Santa use the chimney?… Because it soots him.
  15. Where does Santa store his suit?… In a Claus-et.
  16. Where does Santa stay on vacation?… A ho-ho-hotel.
  17. What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?… Crisp Kringle.
  18. Why did Santa sleep in on December 26th?… Be-clause he was tired.
  19. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer, of course.
  20. What do you call Santa when he’s on break?… Santa pause.
  21. What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter?… Mary Christmas.
  22. What happened when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the firs time?… It was love at frost sight.
  23. Why are elves such great motivational speakers?… They have plenty of elf-confidence.
  24. What is Santa’s cat’s name?… Santa Paws.
  25. Who automatically gets added to Santa’s nice list?… Anyone who cleans their chimney.
  26. What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?… Santa’s nose.
  27. What nationality is Santa Claus?… North Polish.
  28. What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper.
  29. What’s Santa’s favorite fast food restaurant?… Wendy’s. He loves a frosty.
  30. Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?… Because he had mistletoes.
  31. Why is Santa Claus so bad at spelling?… He thinks there’s Noel.
  32. What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?… Reindeer games.
  33. What do retired Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
  34. What happened when Santa spilled ink on his outfit?… He had a blue Christmas.
  35. Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?…  Decembrrrrrr. 
  36. What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?… Mistle-toast.
  37. What does Santa Claus use to clean his sleigh each year?… Comet.
  38. How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?… He washes them with (Yule)Tide
  39. Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?… Elfish Presley.
  40. Which coffee shop do Santa’s reindeer frequent the most?… Star-bucks.
  41. Why does Santa Claus use a GPS?… He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
  42. How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?… Nothing at all. It was on the house.
  43. Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?… Because he’s an elf-made man.
  44. Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say?… “Fir sure!
  45. What name does Santa use to check in at hotels on beach vacations?… Sandy Claus.
  46. Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?… They love to hoe hoe hoe.
  47. What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?… (Sugar)plums.
  48. What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?… Wrap.
  49. How does Santa pay for his doctor visits?… With his elf care plan.
  50. What goes “oh-oh-oh?”… Santa walking backward.
  51. How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he had forgotten something from the store?… “But I checked the shopping list twice!”
  52. Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?… A rebel without a clause.
  53. Where does Santa deposit his checks?… At a snowbank.
  54. What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?… He was feeling claus-trophobic.
  55. When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say?… “Snow thanks!”
  56. What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?… One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
  57. How does Santa keep from getting COVID each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
  58. Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say?… “That’s (chest)nuts!”
  59. How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?… “Present!”
  60. What does Santa say on the night of Christmas Eve?… “Time to hit the sack!”
  61. When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?… Ring the (jingle) bell.
  62. What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order?… A jolly-filled doughnut.
  63. What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?… Snow Flakes.
  64. Why did Santa take a nap?… Be-clause he was tired.
  65. What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
  66. Why was Santa having money problems?… He was nickel-less.
  67. What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?… “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
  68. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt.
  69. What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?… A red suit.
  70. What is Santa’s favorite show?… Prancing With the Stars.
  71. Why did Santa fail his science class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  72. Why did Santa fail his history class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  73. Why did Santa fail his social studies class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  74. What did Santa buy Mrs. Claus for Christmas?… An elf-cleaning oven.
  75. What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses.
  76. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll?… Carols.
  77. Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season?… It makes her feel so Santa-mental.
  78. What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?… A frosty.
  79. What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker.
  80. What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?… (North) pole-vaulting.
  81. What do a tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
  82. What do a Christmas tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
  83. How does Santa keep from getting sick each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
  84. What did the ocean say when Santa flew over it?… Nothing, it just waved.
  85. What did Santa say to the Christmas tree?… You need to lighten up.
  86. What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite?… Sweater weather
  87. What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself?… S-elf-ish.  
  88. What kind of bread did Santa make?… Gingerbread.
  89. What do you call a Santa who doesn’t wear underwear?… St. Knickerless
  90. What do you call a fake Santa?… A faux Claus.
  91. Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas Eve?… Because it’s too far to walk.
  92. Why did Santa Claus join Instagram?… Because he wanted online presents.
  93. Why don’t Santa’s elves share?… Because they’re elfish.
  94. Where can you find Santa’s reindeer?… It depends on where you left them.
  95. Which candy does Santa Claus love most?… Jolly Ranchers.
  96. What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?… “Time to hit the sack!”
  97. What kind of bread did Santa make during quarantine?… Gingerbread.
  98. Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas?… Because it’s too far to walk.
  99. Why did Santa Claus join TikTok?… Because he wanted online presents.
  100. December Knock Knock Jokes:  Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best North Pole jokes.
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Santa Jokes!