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- January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut butter jokes.
- January 24th is National Peanut Butter Day… Spread the word.
- Who answers the door at the nut house?… The peanut buttler.
- Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted)
- Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam.
- What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music?…. Smooth jams.
- There’s a rumor going around about peanut butter… I don’t want to spread it though.
- What did the custodian find in a locker after school was out?… A peanut butter smelly sandwich.
- I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in my car on road trips… Just in case there’s a traffic jam!
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
- How can you communicate with peanut butter?… Use sticky-notes.
- Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?…. Because it felt smothered!
- Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish!
- Why do people like to go to the peanut butter’s dinner party?… There is always a nice spread.
- What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?… You jam it in.
- Charlie Brown Jokes: What did Charlie Brown put on his crackers?… Peanuts butter.
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astro-nut!
- Why don’t peanut butter and jelly ever get into arguments?… Because they always stick together.
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a peanut butter factory?… Because it might spread.
- What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish. (Shark Jokes)
- What did the peanut butter say to the grape on#Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
- What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?… Seanut butter and jelly-fish.
- Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar!
- Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?… They make everyone nutty. (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- What competition do peanut hockey teams participate in?… The peanut butter cup.
- Why did the peanut butter get promoted?… It always stuck to the basics!
- Peanut butter walked into a party… everyone said it was smooth as ever.
- I tried to tell a peanut butter joke… but it got stuck in my throat.
- Life is butter when there’s peanut butter on the table.
- Why don’t peanut butter jars tell secrets?… They might spread gossip.
- I’m nuts about peanut butter… it’s my jam!
- Peanut butter never leaves… it always sticks around.
- What did the toast say to the peanut butter?… Spread some joy today!
- I shelled out for fancy peanut butter… but it still cracked me up.
- Smooth or crunchy… peanut butter is always my spread-out solution.
- Why was the peanut butter so calm?… It was always smooth.
- You can’t spread ideas without a little peanut butter energy.
- Peanut butter… the glue that holds my snack life together.
- You butter believe… peanut butter makes everything better.
- Peanut butter isn’t just food.. it’s the jam of my life.
- Don’t spread too thin… save some peanut butter for tomorrow!
- Why do people love peanut butter?… Because it’s always sticking together.
- Peanut butter cracked me up once… it was a real nutty situation.
- Smooth jams and peanut butter are always the perfect combo.
- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
- What did apple sauce say to peanut butter?… You’re Nutty!
- Why did the peanut butter apply for a job?… It wanted to spread its skills.
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose!
- How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
- Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts!
- What kind of nuts hang?… wall-nuts.
- What did the bread say after the PB&J got together?…. You two are really my jam!
- What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish.
- I’m peanut butter and jealous of your sandwich.
- Why did the PB&J go to therapy?…. They had a lot of spread-out issues.
- Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his fishing pole?… To catch jellyfish.
- What does a shark eat with peanut butter?… Jellyfish!.
- Why don’t jellyfish eat peanut butter?… Because they’re already too jelly.
- Peanut butter Pun: “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly”.
- Peanut butter Pun: “Nuts About You.”
- What do you call jelly that’s always in a rush?… Jam-packed!
- Why don’t peanut butter and jelly ever get lost?… Because they always stick together.
- What did the grape jelly say to the peanut butter at the party?…. Let’s jam!
- Why did the PB&J sandwich go to school?… To become a little smarter and more well-bread!
- What’s a jelly’s favorite pickup line?… Are you toast? ‘Cause I want to be on you.”
- Peanut butter and jelly… always stuck together like best friends.
- April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day… celebrate it smoothly!
- April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day… spread the word.
- Why did jelly avoid peanut butter?… It couldn’t deal with being spread too thin.
- PB&J sandwiches really are my jam.
- Peanut butter told jelly, “We’re the perfect duo—no one can top us!”
- I’m nuts about PB&J… it’s a classic American snack.
- Peanut butter and jelly puns just spread positivity everywhere.
- What did jelly whisper to peanut butter?… “You butter not leave me.”
- PB&J… where smooth meets sweet in one perfect bite.
- They cracked me up… two slices stuck with love.
- Peanut butter without jelly?… That’s just a lonely spread.
- Don’t spread gossip… just spread some jam instead.
- PB&J sandwiches stick to your heart… and your fingers.
- Life feels smooth when jelly joins peanut butter.
- They always jam together… it’s never a secret.
- Peanut butter said to jelly: “You make my day spread-tacular.”
- A PB&J is like friendship—sweet, sticky, and always there.
- Jelly said, “I’m nuts about you, peanut butter.” Peanut butter replied, “You’re the jam of my life.”
- Celebrate PB&J Day… spread joy, not just sandwiches.
- Peanut butter cracked me up this morning… it was too nutty to handle.
- I butter believe you love peanut butter as much as I do.
- Smooth and crunchy… two sides of the peanut butter shuffle.
- Peanut butter puns… they’re always smooth.
- Life is smooth when you’ve got a jar of peanut butter nearby.
- Peanut butter lovers never spread too thin… they always spread joy.
- You’re my peanut butter in a world full of plain bread.
- Why do peanuts make great spreads?… They’ve got a nut-ural charm.
- Crack open a jar of peanut butter… it’s the start of nutty comedy.
- Peanut butter doesn’t spread rumors… only happiness.
- Butter believe it… Peanut butter is the best midnight snack.
- Peanut butter jokes are like sandwiches… they stick with you.
- Spread positive vibes… not just peanut butter.
- You cracked my shell with that crunchy joke!
- Smooth talks are better with peanut butter toast.
- It’s not a secret… peanut butter makes mornings happier.
- Why do kids love peanut butter?… It’s always their jam.
- Life is a nutty ride… add peanut butter for balance.
- Peanut butter… the spread that never lets you down.