101 Friday the 13th Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
2. What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome! (Friday the 13th, 2025)
3. When #Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
4. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
5. What kind of snack do you have during a scary #Fridaythe13th movie?…. I scream (#icecream) sandwich.
6. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
7. There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
8. What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
9. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
10. What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite #dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
11. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
12. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
13. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the #bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
14. What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… #Ladders, black #cats and ridiculous #superstitions.
15. What day do #eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
16. What do evil spirits sing on #Fridaythe13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
17. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o
18. Dear #Jedi Today is #Fridaythe13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
19. What is a great for #dessert for #Fridaythe13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
21. I want to make a Lord of the Rings #heavymetal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
22. What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The #living room.
23. What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and #Ghost Seek.
24. #Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among #witches and spirits to #sing on Friday the 13th.
25. It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky #stars that I’m not superstitious!
26. I don’t worry about #Fridaythe13th…. It’s bad luck to be #superstitious.
27. I’m going to celebrate #Fridaythe13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of #teens
28. What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop #Jason me.  
29. What’s the 1st thing a #sorority girl does on #Fridaythe13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
30. I don’t care it is #Fridaythe13th… I am just happy it is finally #Friday.
31. We love @ChickfilA and are #scared of @JasonVoorheesIM! What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite #fastfood restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
32. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on #Fridaythe13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
33. Why don’t Americans worry about #Fridaythe13th?… After losing their home, #inflation, losing their job, and #401k nothing scares them anymore!
34. According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a #tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
35. What Kind Of Shoes Does Jason Wear?… #Crocs.
36. Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical.
37. What do black cats like to have for breakfast on Friday the 13th?… Mice crispies.
38. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.
39. I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
40. Who won the #zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
41. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts.
42. It’s Friday the 13th and there’s a serial killer at the circus… He’s so in tents.
43. Why can’t you kill humor on Friday the 13th?… Because it’s deadpan.
44. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth.
45. A set of twin #witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which.
46. Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean #mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing.
47. What does a ghost keep in its stable on #Fridaythe13th?…#Nightmares.
48. What did Crystal Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
49. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
50. The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
51. What makes #JasonVoorhees different from Donald #Trump?… Both are frightening individuals, but Jason understands how to hide behind a mask.
52. What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when #rent is due.
53. Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
54. Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
55. Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok… As long as they are properly executed.
56. Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
57. Where do #ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
58. How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy.
59. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
60. What pants do #ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th #dance?…BOO #jeans.
61. Where can you find #witches on Friday the 13th?… The scary-go-round.
62. What is a golfer’s worst #nightmare?… The “Bogey” man.
63. What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?… Check your bank account.
64. What happens when #BlackFriday falls on #Fridaythe13th?… Prices get slashed!
65. What Did The Black Cat Say To The Construction Worker On Friday The 13th?… “It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute.”
66. Last night I had a nightmare about #earthquakes…. I woke up trembling.
67. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Friday the 13th?
68. What pants do #ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance #party?…BOO #jeans.
69. What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
70. Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
71. What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Friday the 13th knock-knock joke? 
73. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
74. The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying; it was cat-astrophic.
75. The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… she wore a purrr-ple gown. 
76. At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.” 
77. Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd.
78. What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night.
79. What’s The First Thing A Frat Boy Does On Friday The 13th?… Pull the knife out of his back and shoot a beer bong.
80. What Would Make Friday The 13th Even Scarier?… If it were on a Monday.
81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Friday the 13th knock knock jokes?
82. The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator.
83. Knock knock… Who is there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee, who? Normally, I won’t ask this, but witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
84. When do #vampires like #horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
85. While trying a new #magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree. The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue.
86. On Friday the 13th, the black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a fe-line to dry. 
87. What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable? Night-mares. https://bit.ly/3k7OhSY #Fridaythe13th
88. If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day.
89. When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse.
90. Knock knock… Who is there?… #Voodoo… Voodoo who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions?
91. “Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?” “Oh dear!!” her friend replied, “I hope it’s not the 13th?”
92. Wouldn’t it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween!
93. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Yule… Yule who?… Yule know when you look out the door. 
94. To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind. 
95. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite candy?… “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
96. What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
97. What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?… Monday the whatever.
98. Why is Fright Day the 13th is a great day to be cherished?… Because no one was struck by lightning on Thor’s Day the 12th
99. Why could the mummy not emjoy Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
100. What’s @JasonLVoorhees favorite #dessert?… I-Scream!
101. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th #dance?…Because he had no body to go with.