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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #archery jokes
- Cheese Jokes: Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries.
- Archery… It has its drawbacks.
- I’m quite bad at archery… But I aim to improve.
- Astronomy Jokes: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?… He was given a constellation prize.
- Terrific Teacher Jokes: I was almost expelled from archery school… but my Dad pulled some strings!
- Not many people know Noah was amazing at archery… You should have seen his arc!
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers!
- Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.
- Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?… You don’t know what you are missing.
- My partner asked how I got invited to the Archery Champions Ball… I told her I had to pull a few strings.
- Super Bowl LVIII: Super Bowl Jokes: Who are the archers betting on in Super Bowl LVIII?… the Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
- A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: “Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow.” she said while winking at him. “Yes, I guess I did.” came his reply. “Who are you?” she asked. “Cupid throwing love arrows?” “No, I’m Legolas killing orcs!”
- What do you call Legolas, RobinHood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers!
- The Elves in The Lord of Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them… It’s pretty messed up, they’re so arrow minded.
- What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?… a very angry bull.
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
- What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.