My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!
Clean Jokes for Kids A-Z & Top School Jokes
Funny Jokes for Each Month / Jokes for Kids A – Z / Sports Jokes A-Z
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
- What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment.
- What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?… A funky chicken. (Top U.S. History Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (365 School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls! (Top Geography Jokes)
- When should you buy a bird?… When it’s going cheep!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
- What do you call a sad bird?… A bluebird!
- What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?… He wanted to make a long distance caw.
- Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words.
- There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?… Roosters don’t lay eggs!
- Why did the bird get a ticket?… It broke the law of gravity! (Top Physics Jokes)
- How do you catch a unique bird?… Unique up on it.
- How do you catch a tame bird?… The tame way, unique up on it!
- How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?… With its sparrowchute.
- Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… Because he was caught tweeting on a test. (365 School Jokes)
- Why does a stork stand on one leg?… Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
- How did the bubble gum cross the road?… On the bottom of the chicken’s foot! (Bubble Gum Jokes)
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide!
- Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?… He was a dirty double crosser!
- Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… He got caught peeping on a test. (365 School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?… To get to the other size! (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why do ducks fly south?… Because it’s too far to walk! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the rooster cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
- What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?… He was catching all the chickens!
- How do chickens get strong?… Egg-cersize. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- How do crows stick together in a flock?… Velcrow.
- What did one egg say to the other egg?… Let’s get crackin’!
- What do you call a crate of ducks?… A box of quackers.
- Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?… Because it was chicken.
- What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?… A robber ducky.
- Why did Mozart sell his chickens?… Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
- How did the egg cross the road?… to scrambled across!
- What is green and pecks on trees?… Woody the Wood Pickle.
- How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)