Witch Jokes

  1. Witch Jokes: I thought about becoming a witch… so I tried that for a spell.
  2. Ghost Jokes: What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! 
  3. Witch Jokes: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?… A chicken sand witch.
  4. Ghost Jokes: Where did the ghost go on vacation?… The BOO-hamas!
  5. Ghost Jokes: How do phantoms travel?… Ghost to ghost.
  6. Witch Jokes: What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling.
  7. Witch Jokes: What do you call a witch at the beach?…A sand-witch.
  8. Witch Jokes: How do you make a witch itch?…Take away her W.
  9. Witch Jokes: What is a witch’s favorite food?…Goulash.
  10. Witch Jokes: Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?…Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
  11. Witch Jokes: What do witches call for in a hotel room?… Broom service.
  12. Witch Jokes: Monster: It is a very hot day today! Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade? Monster: Yes! Witch: Poof! You’re lemonade! 
  13. Witch Jokes: What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. 
  14. Witch Jokes: What do you call a witch’s garage?… A broom closet.